BCW 4

Well here I am for another BCW results report. They start this week with Van Johnson coming out to the ring. So lets get started.

There are four ladders around the ring. Van Johnson starts to speak," I have been hearing for a week I have no heart because I fired four people last week. So I have decided to show all of you I have a heart, in this briefcase I am holding is a BCW contract. We are going to have a ladder match for this briefcase with the four people I fired last week. One of you four will be a BCW wrestler after this match. So with out further ado bring out Slasher, Crusher, Smasher, and Chuck." All four of them come to ringside."Now do all you understand what is at stake?" asked Van Johnson. All of them said yes. Van Johnson left the ring and started the match.

Slasher, Smasher, and Crusher all charge Chuck into a corner. They all start taking turns hitting Chuck. Crusher comes in hits a clothesline on Chuck. Followed by Smasher and Slasher. Smasher and Slasher hoist Chuck to the top rope. They both climb up and set up Chuck for a double superplex. Meanwhile Crusher rolls to the outside and brings a ladder and starts to climb it. Chuck locks his legs with the top rope so they can’t superplex him. Instead he counters it with a double suplex down to the mat. Chuck than leaps on the other side of the ladder and meets Crusher at the top. He hits Crusher in the mid-section as he is reaching for the briefcase. Chuck than superplexs Crusher off of the ladder. Chuck gets back up and picks up the ladder and charges Slasher and Smasher and clotheslines them with the ladder to the outside. Chuck than swings around and tosses the ladder to the rising Crusher. He catches it and holding the ladder he is dropkicked by Chuck. Crusher topples over the top rope. Chuck picks up the ladder and sets it up. He starts climbing to the top he reaches up and gets the briefcase. So Chuck wins and is the newest member of the BCW roster. After he wins Paul Radie comes to the ring and clothesline Chuck. He picks up the briefcase and hits Chuck on the head. Radie calls for the mic. "Davezilla for what you done to my brother I will beat you down tonight," then he drops the Mic and stalks off to the back.

Our second match is Queball vs. The Baby. Baby starts the match with a massive clothesline on Queball. Baby drags Queball to the corner. Baby than goes to the other corner. He jumps in the air and charges at Queball but Queball moves. Baby crashes into the corner butt first. Queball starts his attack by pounding on the baby. The Ref finally gets in the middle of them and shoves Queball back and starts checking on the Baby. Nurse Naughty than gives Queball his shot. Queball falls down. What comes next is the Fudge Face by the Baby. Three seconds later we have a winner. Baby wins it in 4 minutes and 24 seconds. In less then 5 minutes again.

Next match is Gee Que and BS Sellars vs. Silent Sammie and Red Sparx. GQ and BS tries to get the early advantage on SS and RS but they reverse it and knock GQ and BS to the outside. Then SS and RS leaps over the top rope and hits double splashes to the outside on GQ and BS. RS and SS get back in the ring. Finally BS rolls back in and starts the match with RS. RS hits BS with several fast paced moves like a dropkick, headscissors takedown, arm drag, and a hiptoss. BS than tags in GQ. GQ leaps in and RS hits him with a drop toe hold. He flips towards the turnbuckle and tags in SS. SS comes in with a clothesline. He than picks GQ back up and suplexs him across the top rope. SS leaps to the top rope and jumps off with a leg drop across GQ neck as he is lying on the top rope. GQ falls into the ring. SS than stands up and yanks BS in the ring. He throws BS into the turnbuckle and comes in and gives BS a monkeyflip. As SS comes back toward BS GQ hits him with a leg clothesline. GQ picks up SS and gives him a snap suplex. GQ then picks SS up and gives him a knee breaker. GQ tags in BS and gives SS an inverted atomic drop and holds SS in place while BS bounces off the ropes and gives SS a boot over GQ shoulder. BS goes for the pin but only gets 2. BS than picks him up and tags back in GQ and gives SS a backbreaker while GQ comes off the top rope with a leg drop across SS chest. GQ goes for the pin but only gets a long 2 count. GQ than picks up SS by the leg and starts to yell at RS. That gives SS an opening and he connects with an insurguri. SS tries to make the tag but GQ beats him to it and BS runs in and drops an elbow on SS. He pulls SS back to the center of the ring. He gives SS a chop block to back of his knee. He drops an elbow on SS head. He picks up SS and goes for a piledriver but SS reverses with a backbody drop. He finally makes the tag to RS. RS comes in with a pair of flying forearms on BS. He then knocks GQ off of the apron. He ducks a clothesline by BS and connects with a summersault kick to BS chin. RS connects with a jumping elbow drop on BS. He hits a leg sweep and sets up BS for the 417. He tags in SS but connects with the 417 on BS he flies back into the ring and SS slaps on the Dragon Sleeper. BS taps out 2 minutes later.

Next Tommie Hawk and Grey Wolf drag Squaw into the ring. TH starts yelling at Squaw. "You cost me that match last week on purpose because you have a crush on one of those Gallion boys! So me and Grey Wolf are going to teach you a lesson," yells TH. He picks her up and puts her on the top rope and tells GW to go to the top rope. He is about to come off the top rope on her when the Gallion Stallions make the save and drop TH and GW with some steel chair shots. TH and GW roll to the outside. The Gallion Stallions pick up Squaw and she hugs both of them. Van Johnson comes out "This is not how I run things here in the BCW. So Gallion Stallions since you want to use chairs, next week you will defend your BCW Tag Team Championship against Tommie Hawk and Grey Wolf in a no DQ match. May the best team win."

The next match is Farmer John with his daughter vs. Lighting Joe. Farmer John comes in and beats up LJ. He beats him into the turnbuckle and just keeps pounding on him. Finally Farmer John pulls LJ into the middle of the ring and gave LJ the Backhoe. 3 seconds later Farmer John wins. He starts talking to the fans. "Now I hear people are wondering why I brought my daughter here with me. I did it because her brothers would have done had her married by now. However I am looking for someone to wed my little daughter so I came here to maybe find her a husband. In a few weeks I will have a courting session here on the BCW until than I will beat down all people who get in my way."

The next match is Yeti and Greasy Weasel vs. Handsdown Adam and Rockin Rodney. Rockin Rodney lets Handsdown Adam start the match so that he can flirt with some girls at ringside. HA starts yelling at RR telling him to pay attention to the match. However he should have listened to himself as Yeti comes from behind with a knee to the back. Yeti than gives him a clothesline. Yeti picks up HA and gives him a headlock takedown. He slaps on a head submission hold. He grinds down on it for a few minutes until he lets go. Yeti drags HA to the turnbuckle and tags in Greasy Weasel. GW pulls up HA and puts him in the turnbuckle and starts ramming his shoulder into HA midsection. GW hits 4 and starts to walk off but spins around fast and gives HA a fifth shoulder. GW than gives HA a hiptoss halfway across the ring. HA looks up for a tag but RR is still talking to the girls at ringside. GW gives HA a sidewalk slam. He Irish whips HA and connects with a reverse elbow to the head. GW throws him into the turnbuckle and tags in Yeti. Yeti gives HA a clothesline into the turnbuckle. Yeti picks up HA for a scoop slam. Yeti picks up HA and pushes him into the turnbuckle. He starts to slap HA in the chest. After the third one HA reverses it with an upper cut. Yeti stumbles out and HA comes out of the turnbuckle with a dropkick on Yeti. HA gets back up but gets knocked back down by GW. RR still is talking on the outside. GW picks up HA and holds him. He tells Yeti to clothesline HA. Yeti gets a lot of steam and charges at HA. HA hits GW with an elbow and ducks Yeti clothesline. He hits GW so hard he falls to the outside. HA then gives Yeti a flapjack as he turns around. HA calls for the Handsdown Dog. RR jumps back on the apron. HA climbs to the top rope. RR tags HA foot as he comes off with Handsdown Dog. Now RR is the legal man. The ref makes HA leave the ring while RR goes for the pin and gets it. Rockin Rodney and Handsdown Adam wins it. Rockin Rodney again leaves with the girls he was talking too.

The final match is a BCW World Championship match. Davezilla defends against Paul Radie. Paul Radie is first in the ring. Davezilla starts to get in the ring but Paul starts to attack DZ as he is trying to get in the ring. After several punches DZ shoves PR down but he rolls through back to his feet and starts attacking DZ again but this time DZ is in the ring. Again after several punches DZ shoves him off. PR then hits DZ in the legs with a dropkick. DZ falls down. PR bounces off the ropes and drops his knees right in DZ back. PR lets DZ gets back to his knees and runs hits DZ in the head with a shining wizard. PR than drops an elbow in the head. PR gets on the second rope and waits till DZ gets to his feet and comes off with an elbow to DZ back. PR calls for the Radie Rack. He picks up DZ in The Radie Rack but he only has it on for a few seconds and DZ reverses it into a reverse bulldog. DZ gets up and Irish whips PR into the ropes and connects with a powerslam. DZ then drops a massive leg drop on PR head. DZ picks PR up again and Irish whips him again. DZ tosses PR into the air and let him fall to the mat. DZ picks up PR and tosses him into the turnbuckle. DZ comes and connects with a massive bodysplash. PR stumbles out into DZ hands. DZ picks him up and connects with a Zillabomb. Davezilla wins the match again. After he wins James Radie shows up and attacks Davezilla. Davezilla shoves off James Radie and hits him with a clothesline. He turns around and gives Paul a boot to the face as he was coming up. Davezilla turns around and gives James a boot to the face. Davezilla walks over to a turnbuckle and rips off the cover. He picks up Paul Radie and Zillabombs Paul into the exposed turnbuckle. Davezilla than leaves the ring. He grabs two chairs and throws them in the ring. Davezilla sets up the two chairs side by side. He picks up James and Zillabombs James through the two chairs. Davezilla stands up on the turnbuckle and holds up his BCW championship.

After James and Paul Radie get took out on stretchers, Van Johnson thanks everybody for coming out.