BCW 3

Well tonight is the night for the debut of the new battle royal Top of the Pile. The Hoover boys tell me that Van Johnson has never done anything like this before. There is a record 8 matches tonight. The first match is Hands Down Adam vs. Greasy Weasel. The second is Baby vs. BS Sellars. The third is a singles match ordered by Van Johnson, Rockin Rodney vs. Yeti. I am told that Yeti demanded this match after last week. The forth is Brock Gallion vs. Grey Wolf. The fifth is another match ordered by the boss. Gee Que has to defend the Submission Championship against Silent Sammie. The Sixth match is Brett Gallion vs. Tommie Hawk. The seventh match is Davezilla defending the BCW World Championship against the returning James Radie after the massive beat down from his brother Paul Radie a couple months ago. The main event is the Top of the Pile battle royal.
So let’s start. Hands Down Adam vs. Greasy Weasel. Greasy starts the match off with a headlock take down. Adam shoulders on the mat and 1count and a kick out. They both get back up even though Greasy Weasel keeps a hold of the headlock. Adam bounces them both off the ropes and Weasel lets go and spring boards off the other rope with a flying shoulder take down. Adam goes down again. Weasel picks him up and gives him a snap suplex. Weasel comes off the ropes with a leg drop. He goes for the pin again but only gets a two count. He then picks up Adam and hits a snap powerbomb. He goes for a standing moonsault but Adam rolls out of the way. Adam beats Weasel to his feet and comes in for a knee lift. He then picks up Weasel and connects with a short arm clothesline. He then drops an elbow on Weasel. He then mounts him and starts punching the hell out Weasel. I am told he calls this the Hands Down Approach. He picks up Weasel and throws him against the ropes and hits a flapjack. Adam goes the top rope after this. Weasel staggers up and Adam comes off and connects with the Hands Down Dog. Three seconds later we have a winner Hands Down Adam. He gets the mic and says "Greasy Weasel, you just got beat Hands Down." He throws the mic at Weasel and leaves the ring.
The next match is The Baby with Nurse Naughty vs. BS Sellars. Sellars starts off the match with a clothesline as Baby is coming into the ring and knocks Baby to the outside. Sellars comes out after him. He takes Baby’s head and runs him into the turnbuckle on the outside. Baby just leans against the turnbuckle until Sellars comes in with a clothesline against the turnbuckle. He rolls Baby back in the ring and goes for the pinfall but only gets a long two count. Baby rolls into the turnbuckle and starts to cry. Sellars comes in and gets off a couple of punches before the Ref pushes him back so he can check on the Baby. While the Ref checks on the Baby, Nurse Naughty rolls in the ring and gives Sellars his just due shot. He falls down and Baby pulls himself up and runs against the ropes and jumps and hits the Fudge Face. Three seconds later Baby is declared the winner. That’s another match won by the Baby in under five minuets.
The third match is Rockin Rodney vs. The Yeti.They get into the ring and Yeti lunges at Rodney but Rodney ducks and runs to the outside and stands in front three lovely ladies. Yeti comes out to pursue but the girls start grabbing him and rubbing on him before he gets his hands on Rodney. Rodney rolls back into the ring, as the Yeti is distracted. The Ref starts counting out Yeti. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 right when he gets here Yeti turns around and starts to head back to the ring except two of the three girls start to make out and the other grabs Yeti’s head and turns it towards the other two girls. 8, 9, 10 and Yeti gets counted out. Your winner is Rockin Rodney. Yeti gets back into the ring and starts yelling at the ref meanwhile Rockin Rodney rolls out and leaves with the three lovely ladies. Yeti is furious and gives the Ref the Pallet Toss and leaves the ring.
The fourth match is Brock Gallion vs. Grey Wolf. Van Johnson bans Brett, Tommie Hawk, and Squaw from ringside. So they start off with Brock taking advantage with a standing dropkick. Grey Wolf bounces back up Brock gives him another standing dropkick. This time Grey Wolf stays down and Brock follows up with a jumping elbow drop to the head. He goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count. Brock picks him up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Brock runs at Grey Wolf and gets a boot to the face for his troubles. Than Grey Wolf follows it up with a running boot. Grey Wolf climbs to the top and comes off with a chop to Brocks chest on the mat. He goes for the pin but Brock kicks out at two. He picks up Brock and gives him a delayed suplex. Again with the pinfall, and another kick out at two. Grey Wolf starts to show a little anger. He picks up Brock and gives him an Irish whip and connects with a powesslam. Another pin attempt and another kick out. Grey Wolf starts to yell at the Ref. He then goes for a suplex but he can’t get Brock up and then out of nowhere Brock hits the Lasso. Three seconds later Brock Gallion has defeated Grey Wolf.
The next match is our first championship defense of the night. Submission Champion Gee Que defends against Silent Sammie finally. Sammie starts off the match fast with several shots with his feet all over Gee Que. Gee Que gets pushed back into the turnbuckle by the repeated shots. Sammie bounces off the rope and connects with a knee to the head of Gee Que. Sammie then hits a running bulldog out of the turnbuckle. Sammie goes for a double knee drop to the back. After Sammie hits it he grabs Gee Que and puts him in a bow and arrow lock. Gee Que is screaming in pain but he does not tap out. After about 5 minuets Sammie lets go and proceeds to pick up Gee Que and gives him a knee in the back and slaps the dragon sleeper on him but Gee Que jumps up and comes over the top of Sammie and connects with a reverse ddt. Gee Que pulls himself back to his feet and picks up Sammie and gives him an Irish whip and connects with a dropkick to his knee. He than picks Sammie and gives him a lift up knee breaker. Gee Que drags Sammies leg over to the rope and puts it on the rope and jumps up and lands on top of it. He then starts to kick Sammies leg continuously. He starts to wrap on the Figure Eight but Sammie shoves him into the ropes. Gee Que comes off with an elbow into the back of Sammies knee. Then puts Sammie on the top turnbuckle and grabs his leg but Sammie clocks him in the head with a snap jab. Gee Que dazed turns around and Sammie picks Gee Que up and into the air and slaps the Dragon Sleeper on the top turnbuckle, Gee Que taps out. The winner and NEW Submission Champion is Silent Sammie.
The Sixth match is Tommie Hawk with Squaw vs. Brett Gallion. Brett starts off the match with an uppercut and knocks Tommie to his back. Brett picks him back up and Irish whips him and connects with a stiff lariat. He then picks Tommie back up and gives him a piledriver. He goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. Brett hits a few punches and gives Tommie a standing brain buster. He goes for another cover, but again only a 2 count. He then goes for a suplex but Tommie falls behind Brett and lands on his feet and jumps and pulls Brett down across his knees. Tommie Hawk covers Brett for a 2 count. Tommie picks him up and gives him a hip toss. He gives Brett a suplex. then he tossed Brett across the top rope. He picks Brett back up and gives him an Irish whip and connects with a sidewalk slam. He goes for pin but Brett kicks out at two. Tommie Hawk picks him up and goes for the Scalper but Brett ducks and picks up Tommie for the Buck Off but he slides off and kicks Brett in the back of the head and motions to Squaw. She nods her head as Tommie starts to Irish whip Brett into the ropes but Brett reverses the Irish whip and throws Tommie into the ropes. Squaw trips up Tommie thinking it was Brett. He stumbles forward into the Buck Off by Brett. The winner by pinfall is Brett Gallion. After the match Tommie Hawk starts yelling at Squaw, as they walk to the back.
The seventh match is for the BCW Championship. Davezilla defends against James Radie. Davezilla takes control from the beginning and keeps it through the match. He gives James a suplex, a german suplex, and a gorilla press slam. After those three moves he Irish whips James and connects with a throw across the ring. Davezilla picks up James up and gives him the Zilla Bomb. He pins James Radie with one foot on his chest. The winner and still BCW World Champion is Davezilla.
The finally match is the Top of the Pile Battle Royal for a title shot at whatever title you want for the winner. Now if you read the roster for this match you know all of the people in the match except there is one addition. Farmer John brings the Farmers Daughter out with him and makes her sit at ringside while he wrestles. Before the Top of the Pile match starts Van Johnson comes to ringside and announces that the first four eliminated in this match will be fired. The battle royal starts off with Slasher, Smasher, and Crusher triple teaming Chuck. But Chucks reverses it and starts Upchucking the three over the top rope. After he sends the final one over Wally and Marty double clothesline Chuck over the top rope. Four wrestlers have now been eliminated. Wally and Marty than turn their focus on Willinator while Shadow and Milkman are fighting in the corner. In another corner Funky Fredrick is trying to eliminate Red Sparx. Lighting Joe is fighting Farmer John and Que Ball. Farmer John gives Lighting Joe the Back Hoe. Que ball climbs to the top rope to go for the Break, but Farmer John shoves him to the outside. Right after that Wally and Marty eliminate Willinator. Farmer John picks up Lighting Joe and tosses him to the outside. Now half of the pile has been eliminated. Wally and Marty start working over Farmer John but he sends them both down to the mat with a double clothesline. He then turns his focus on Funky Fredrick. Milkman gives Shadow the Milkstache and sends Shadow over the top rope. Milkman hits farmer John in the back, he goes against the ropes and connects with the Milkstache. Funky Fredrick gives Farmer John the Disco Elbow. After he hits it Red Sparx out of no where sends Funky Fredrick to the outside with a headsciccors takedown. We are now down to the final five Farmer John, Milkman, Red Sparx, Wally Smiles, and Marty Kae. Farmer John charges at Wally. Milkman charges at Marty while Red just stands back and watches. Marty tosses Milkman into the turnbuckle. Farmer John has Wally in the air ready for the BackHoe. Marty runs toward Farmer John, but he gives Marty a big boot and drops Wally with the BackHoe. Just then Farmer John notices the Hoover Boys are talking to the Farmer’s Daughter. Farmer John starts yelling at them to leave her alone. Red Sparx seeing he is distracted, dropkicks Farmer John in the back and Farmer John falls to the outside. Milkman comes running at Sparx with the Milkstache but Red grabs the top rope, pulls it down and ducks the Milkstache. Milkman’s momentum sends him to the outside. Now there are only three. Red Sparx is out numbered. Wally and Marty proceed to beat up on Red. After several moves and doubleteam moves they decide it is time to end Red Sparx. Marty holds Red as Wally runs to clothesline Sparx over the top rope, but Red ducks it and he hits Marty over the top rope except Marty catches the middle rope. Red than does a somersault kick to Wally. Marty starts to pull himself back up but Red comes out of nowhere and connects with the 417 on Marty who flies to the floor. Now there is only two. Red jumps over the top rope and calls for the Lighting the Fuse on Wally, Marty jumps back on the apron and Red kicks him off again. He then leaps up to the top rope but that distraction helped Wally as he gives Red a giant boot on the top rope, which sends Red to the outside. The winner of the Top of the Pile Battle Royal is Wally Smiles.
Van Johnson comes and shakes Wally’s hand and thanks everybody for coming out.
What another great show, well until next time this is Brock Weston signing off.