BCW 20

We're back for a historic BCW. The first ever BCW Hummer match. Lets hurry up and get right to the action. By the way Ms. Crawford is back this week. Also Handsdown Adam # 1 fan is here with a sign that says Handsdown Adam my elite Champion.
We start out this week with Buffy the Muff Diving Chearleader in the ring. She says she is glad to be here and announces Van Johnson and Inc. They come back to the ring in thier Hummerlimo. They get out and get back in the ring. Van starts telling everybody tonight he will end all the problems. Because Adam will take out Rockin Rodney and Shadow will destroy Red Sparx. and Davezilla will lose the BCW Federation Champion. They go on with everybody getting their piece in and insulting the opponets tonight. Than Van announces a new rule to the Tag Team Division tonight. Effective next week. To be a tag team you have to have a manager. Then he turns his attenion to Ms. Crawford. He tells her he knows why she is here. And it will never happen. He has her escorted out of he arena and tells her she cant come back with out being a BCW wrestlers guest. They all leave the ring then.
So our first match of the night is Funky Freddie vs Willinator with Milkman. They have another good match but again the person on the outside gets involved and trips up the wrong peson and Funky Freddie takes another advantage and rolls up Willinator in the confusion and gets the pin. Funky Freddie has now beat both of them. After the match Milkman and Willinator argue in the ring for a few minutes. Willinator finally leaves Milkman in the ring.
Our second match starts off with Penny in the ring. She has a mic. She says she wants to introduce the new Corparate Reconstructed Retail Giants. They come in different attires and look meaner. So the match is Chuck and Lighting Joe vs The Retail Giants with Penny. This match is one sided all the way. Retail Giants just beat the hell out of Chuck and Joe. Quick tags by them and hard hits and power moves. They finally end it with a New Bluelight Special to both men and and pin both men at the same time. They celebrate in the ring then leave.
The next match is for the BCW Lighting Championship. The Baby with Nurse Naughty vs Slasher with Crusher and Smasher. The match starts of with Slasher in total control. Nurse Naughty rolls under the ring. Slasher keeps beating on Baby. Nurse Naughty comes out on the other side and has 2 needles and stabs Smasher and Crusher in the foot. They both collaspes. Slasher goes over to the rope to check on them. He sticks his upper body through the middle rope and top rope to yell at them but Nurse Naughty answers for them a needle to the chest. Slasher stumbles back into the ring and gets lifted up by the Baby and into Teddyshake. Slasher passes out in Baby's arms. So the winner and still BCW Lighting Division Champion The Baby. They leave all of the Wrecking Crew knocked out.
The next segment is Savage Turtle is out and introduces the 2 guys helping him is Savage 1 and Savage 2. He talks about how Allstar is a loser and a nobody that he is the future of the BCW. He goes on for about 5 minutes when finally Allstar comes out and charges the ring. He gets some good shots in until the number game catches up with him and he gets his ass handed to him. They leave him in the ring a mess.
Then another Pow Wow or the Tribe to celebrate thier title defence and thier single victorys last week. They celebrate for awhile but its get interupted by the Radies. They ask for a rematch but The Tribe denies. they go back and forth with a war of words until the Radies claim that the only reason the Tribe are Tagteam Champs is because the Gallions are not here to take them. That pisses off the Tribe and the agree to a match for contendership for the BCW Tagteam Championship. Next week it will be Paul Radie vs Tommie Hawk. If Paul wins they get thier rematch.
Our next match is the Hummer Match. Shadow vs Red Sparx. To win this match you must put your opponent in the Hummer with all the doors shut. So they start out in the ring. Shadow takes the early advantage with the power game. He hits several high impact moves and strikes. He than lifts Red up on his shoulder and starts to throw him to the outside but Sparx slids off the back and starts to take control with his speed and quickness. Red has him on the ropes and goes for the 417 but Shadow counters with a boot that sends Red on the top of the Hummers hood. Shadow gets out on the apron and starts arguing with the fans. Mainly the Hoover Boys. Red gets a second to recover and slides back into the ring. Shadow is still on the apron. Red dropkicks him in the knees and Shadow falls on the second rope. Here it comes the 417. He hits it and knocks Shadow onto the Hummers Hood. Red than hits the Lighting the Fuse on the hood of the Hummer limo. Red drags Shadow off the hood and opens the passanger door and puts Shadow in it. He starts yelling and he slams the door shut but Shadows stops it and kicks the door back into the face of Sparx. He gets back out and bodyslams Sparx on the hood. He gets on the front of the hood and lifts Sparx up and throws him againest the windshield. He hits it hard and it cracks. Shadow than goes for a boot but Red counters with a swift kick to the midsection. Sparx gets back up and Shadow Charges again but Red backbody drops Shadow on the top of the Hummer. Red goes up after him and tries to piledrive him on the top but Shadow counters into a backbody drop of his own. He than lifts up Sparx and hits the Shadowlift on the top of the Hummer and it caves in and Sparx falls into the Hummer. So Shadow drops off and slams the passenger door shut and is declared the winner.
Our next match is a handicap ladder match for the BCW Federation Championship. Davezilla out first. Then out comes Gee Que and BS Sellars. Davezilla jumps to the outside to meet them but Gee Que gets in the ring. BS holds him off. Gee Que sets up the ladder and starts climbing but Davezilla knocks BS down and gets Gee Que down. BS gets in and they double team Davezilla. They hit a double dropkick and Davezilla bounces into the ropes and gets caught in it. He is stuck. They start laughing. They start climbing up the ladder. They get to the top and start to grab the belt. Davezilla than gets unstuck. He rushes over to the ladder and picks it up and sends BS and Gee Que to the outside from the top of the ladder. Davezilla stands it back up and climbs to the top and gets his belt. The winner and still BCW Federation Champion Davezilla.
Our final match of the night is for the BCW Elite Championship. Rockin Rodney vs Handsdown Adam with Van Johnson. A very hard hitting match. Both of these men have something to prove. The match is mainly in Rodneys favor though. The match starts coming to an end when Rodney hits the Rockindrop. Shadow comes out and stops the pin. Rodney fights back. He hits a low blow on Shadow. Than a cattleprod comes fling in the ring from the crowd. Rodney picks it up and shocks Shadow. He than shocks Adam. Gee Que and BS Sellars come out and try to get in the ring but Rodneys cuts them off with the cattle prod. He holds them at bay until the Wrecking Crew comes in from behind and takes Rodney down. The prod goes fing. They all five than start beating him down. Davezilla than comes out with a steel chair and chases off all them to the back with him in tow. Then the Abombinations start to come out but the lights go out. They come back on and Silent Sammie and the ninjas are there in front off them. They fight them back to the back. It leaves only Rodney and Adam left. Van got knocked out in the comotion. Handsdown Adam gets to the top and goes for the Handsdown Dog but Rodney turns around and connects with the Rockindrop. He goes for the pin but he gets pulled off by Farmer John. He than blasts Rodney in the head with the cowbell. He drapes Adam over Rodney. The ref counts to 3. The winner and Still Elite Champion Handsdown Adam. Van gets back up and thanks every body for coming out.
Thats all for this night. A very good BCW. This may have been the best one ive seen. Well this is Brock Weston signing off. Hoorah