BCW 19

Here we are for another BCW event. We start off the same way as last week. Van and Inc come in a another White Hummer Limo. They get back in the ring. Van seems very pissed off. Now last week Rockin Rodney and Red Sparx put their noses where it doesnt belong they will be taken care of. But onto better bussiness. Now last week Handsdown Adam should be the new BCW Federation Champion. So I have decided that I will make a new championship for a true BCW champion. The lights go out and a spotlight comes on the ring and a belt lowers from the ceiling. Van takes it off and gives it to Handsdown Adam. He announces the new BCW Elite Champion. Then Rockin Rodney's music hits. Now what the hell is going on here. I cost Pantsdown Adam a match and you bend over for him and give him a belt. I want the first title shot.. Van answers sorry he already has a title match tonight as the fans start chanting Pantsdown Adam. I got something else for you. A three on one handicap match againest the Abominations. Now get out off my face. Handsdown Adam's fan has a sign that says Handsdown Adam was screwed last week.
So the first match is Funky Freddie vs Milkman with Willinator. A very good solid wrestling match. The ending comes when Willinator tris Milkman instead of Freddie. He was going for Freddie. Freddie rolls up Milkman off of the trip and gets the win.
The second match is Paul Radie vs Tommie Hawk. Grey Wolf, James Radie, and Chief Crazyleggs and Squaw. Backforth they went for about 20 minuets until Paul went for the Radierack and Tommie slid off and hit the Scalper. Tommie gets the pin on Paul Radie.
The third match is Allstar vs Savage Turtle with Tigress and those two men who last week attacked Allstar. The match starts but ends in a dq when Allstar spears Savage and starts attacking those 2 men on the outside. But one man cant take on three easily. They take advantage fast and beat him down. They leave him a bloody mess.
The forth match is James Radie vs Grey Wolf with the same people banned. The match is another solid match but again bad luck for the Radies as Grey pins James.
The fifth match is Rockin Rodney vs Abominations. Rodney starts off fast and hard hitting everybody who moves. He holds his own for about ten minuets but the numbers catch up with him. They start beating him down when the lights go off. They stay off for a couple of minuets. They come back on and the Abominations are all laid out. Rodney recovers and gets the pin and the victory. Rodney leaves the ring with some triplets.
We now have an interview with Davezilla by Buffy the Muff Diving Cheerleader. Davezilla starts off by telling Buffy if she ever wants to go sraight he will help her. He goes on to say he is pissed about the Elite Champion. I have been through hell and back defending this Championship and then Van hands him belt. So now he dont have a match tonight. I will do something about this he says. Then he leaves.
The final match is the new BCW Elite Champion Handsdown Adam vs BS Sellars. All the inc are out there. They lock up in the center of the ring. They push off. Handsdown Adam than slaps BS. BS collaspes. Adam gets the pin. Still BCW Elite Champion. They start celebrating. Rockin Rodney, Red Sparx, and Davezilla come down and ruin the party. They beatdown inc. A Zillabomb on BS. A Lighting the Fuse on Shadow. A Rockindrop on Gee Que. Adam and Van got out off the ring. Thats it yells Van. I will end this next week. Rockin Rodney vs Handsdown Adam in a no dq match for the BCW Elite Championship. Red Sparx vs Shadow in a Hummer match. and last Davezilla in a handicap ladder match for the BCW Federation Championship. Now see if you like that boys. See ya next week. Than Van thanks everybody for coming out.