BCW 39

We start this time again with Brett and the Elites coming to ringside with confetti and a red carpet. Brett gets a mic and says,"I got back my BCW Federation Championship. Time to celebrate and the master of cermonies and everyone put their hands together and get off your lazy asses for Van Johnson, The Boss." Van Johnson comes out. He goes to the ring and gets the mic,"Now things are starting to come back. Tonight Brett will defend the BCW Federation Championship againest Savage Turtle but not in a last man standing match like Brock said but how ever a lumberjack match. And I got good word that..." but he gets interupted by Brock and Shadow. Brock is shaking his head and says," Go figure Van is changing the rules for his woodbuffer. And let me guess you get to pick out the lumberjacks?" "No i get a few and I am letting you to pick out half of them," answers Van. "Well thats amazing, but how ever the true reason we came out here is because we just talked to Vanessa and we get our BCW Tag Team Championship match now. First thing." replies Brock,"Oh and the Elites are banned from ringside." "What?" yells Van,"This can't happen. I am going to talk to my wife!" "Oh there isn't a reason for that," replies Shadow," She also has a message for you. The reason we get our match first and Elites banned is because of your boys attacking Darrel last week. Oh and Penny can be here but we have our own manager. Everybody meet Acydd Breeze." She is a red head with blue streaks in her hair. They all come to ringside and wave goodbye to the Elites as they pass them.

So our first match is for the BCW Tag Team Championship, The Retail Giants with Penny vs Brock Gallion and Shadow with Acydd Breeze. Brock and Wally start it off. Brock takes control and nails some fast paced moves and goes for a quick pin but Wally kicks out. Brock makes a tag. Shadow comes in and nails some high power moves. The match continues with quick and focused tag team wrestling with Brock and Shadow keeping fresh man in and dominating the match with many double teams moves. But not everything can stay the same. Shadow gets knocked off the top rope by Marty and The Retail Giants are in the driving seat. they showcase their dominance. They take full control. They hit several double team moves. They almost get the win a few times but Shadow shows his toughness with kickout after kickout. Finally Shadow gets the upper hand when Penny tosses the Tag team belt to Wally and gets on the apron. Wally goes for a belt shot but Shadow ducks and nails a spinning roundhouse kick on Wally. Acydd however comes over and slams Penny down off the apron. Marty than starts to come close to her. Brock from other side flies over the top rope and takes out Marty. Brock gets back up and gets to his corner. Shadow makes the tag. Brock comes in and takes control. Several moves that lead up to a Stallion Kick and than a Lasso. Shadow recovers and he sprints across the ring and leaps over the top rope and takes out Marty as he was getting back up. Acydd drags Penny over to the other side of the ring. Brock goes for the cover. The ref counts the three. The winners and new BCW Tag Team Champions Brock Gallion and Shadow. Brock grabs a mic and says,"We did it. And I think our second match is coming. Acydd Breeze vs Penny. Darrel if you would come and ref this match." They all go to the troth. Acydd throws Penny into it.

Darrel the Barrel comes out. So our second match is Acydd Breeze vs Penny and the troth is filled up with water. Acydd takes control and just beats down Penny. Finally she finishs her off with a suplex bomb. Acydd pins her and Darrel makes the count. Your winner Acydd Breeze.

We go to the back where Van is pissed and shouting and cursing. Than Gee Que comes up to him,"Hey your guest has made it back." he says as he walks up. "Good," answers Van,"Thats best news I have heard in a while."


Than we go and see Davezilla coming in the back. He is wearing his BCW Lighting Championship. He keeps walking and bumps into Brock and Shadow."Well well look what we got here," says Brock,"Davezilla Van's sellout!" Shadow gets in closer and says," Look Davezilla we are the new BCW Tag Team Champs!" Davezilla says,"You guys are nothing but tools, you won't keep those belts for longer than a week." "Well only time will tell," answers Brock,"Oh and by the way glad you made it back because you will be defending your championship tonight." "You dont have that power," Davezilla snaps back."Your right," says Shadow,"But Vanessa Johnson does and she made that match. Bye now." They walk off and Davezilla storms away to find Van.


Our next match is PJ with DB vs Allstar. Allstar takes control and puts this match away fast. He ends with a massive spear. While he is celebrating PJ nails him in the back with his bible. He than gets a chair and hits Allstar several times. He gets a mic and starts preaching,"This is the reason you fans are wasting your hard earned fast food money on. Losers like Allstar. Come with me I will lead you to the promise land and don't at what i did just listen to my words." Again he is bowed heavily by the fans.

The next match is a womans tag team match. Bessie and Buffy the Muff Diving Chearleder vs Tigress and was suppose to be Penny but Jessie comes out instead. Bessie and Buffy show great tag team skill with double team move after double team move. However Tigress cheats and nails Buffy with a brick while Darrel gets distracted with Penny stumbling back out and gets her escorted to the back. Buffy falls down and gets thrown outside. They take over Bessie. She tries to fight back nut she gets overpowered. After a massive double team move , Darrel finally sees Buffy. He gets out to check on her when Tigress goes for the pin. Jessie gets out and tries to get Darrel back in the ring but he is distracted by checking on Buffy. Than some girl comes in from the crowd and nails Tigress in the head with a cow bell. She than puts Bessie on her. Jessie finally gets Darrel to get back in the ring. The girl snuck out and slams Jessie face first into the side of the troth. Darrel makes the pin and the winners are Bessie and Buffy. The girl leaves with out Bessie even seeing her. After the match Brock's music hits he comes out with Shadow and says,"I would like everyone to join and cheer for the new BCW Tag Team Champions." The fans are cheering. Shadow than chimes in,"Our lumberjacks for the main event is as follows Rockin Rodney, Frogboy, Red Sparx, Silent, and last but least the new BCW Tag Team Champions. Wait who are those guys Brock?" "Why it is us my dear friend," answers Brock," Thats right Brock Gallion and Shadow are the new BCW Tag Team Champions!"


The next match is Milkman vs Tornado Bobby. Milkman takes full control and just destroys Bobby. He doesn even slow down for a second. After 4 minutes of total beatdown he nails the Milkstache and pins Bobby. He gets the mic again. "Now what the hell is wrong with this picture?" asks Milkman," I get another loser like chuck last week. I told you Van not to take me lightly." Milkman rolls out and gets another glass milk bottle. He smashed it on Bobby"s head. Milkman picks up the mic again,"His blood is on your hands Van. Instead of giving the best pure talent here in the BCW a Federation Championship match you give it to Savage Turtle. I got beat him in my sleep. Than tonight how much more time are we going to give to the 2 losers who won the BCW Tag Belts tonight." And with that Shadow's music hits and he comes out with Brock. "Are you refering to us the new BCW Tag Team Champions?" asks Shadow. "Yes you to losers," answers Milkman but he gets cut off by Brock,"We are losers? We are losers? Hey dumbass we are wearing gold and not only that we are going to be in the main event tonight. Where are you going to be? Watching us and wishing you could be a main eventer like us." You to only got those belts because of the damn politics behind the scenes and if I would ever get a championship match I would win the belt or belts. I should be in the main event and if I have to put you to on the shelf to get there I will," answers Milkman. "Ok you get yourself a partner and we will give you a macth next week for our belts," answers Shadow. "You got a deal," says Milkman.

Our next match is Ruth the Librarian vs Big Bertha. Ruth comes out first. Bertha comes out but goes to the instead. She gets a mic,"Now Van I want my demand answered." BS Sellars comes out meanwhile Darrel starts the match and counts out Bertha. But she doesn't care and only focused on BS. He gets in the ring and says,"Van is still thanking about your demand and says he will answer you when he wants." BS starts to leave but Bertha spins him around and decks BS. She than gives him the Berthasplat. She picks up her mic,"Van I won't wait for long. Next time I want an answer it better be you who comes!" She leaves BS knocked out.

Our next match is for the BCW Lighting Championship. Davezilla defending againest who? Davezilla comes to the ring and than Vanessa Johnson comes out,"Your changler is your fellow Elite Handsdown Adam." she exclaims. Handsdown Adam is pushed out by Brock and Shadow. "You get to the ring or I will fire you Adam," she says. Adam goes to the ring. He gets in and than falls down and Davezilla pins him. Van comes out laughing. He walks past them He gets in the ring and says,"Our winner and still BCW Lighting Champion Davezilla and our new Elite Champion Handsdown Adam," as the ref gets the Elite Championship out from under the ring. Vanessa glares at Van. Than Shadow whispers in her ear. "Ok," she says,"Good one hunny but we aren't done yet. Now with that quick match we still have time on our hands. How Farmer John defends the Submission Championship vs The Baby. Now" Van is pissed again. Farmer John comes out with his boys.

So our next match is for the BCW Submission Championship. Farmer John defending againest The Baby with Nurse Naughty. A very good match but the end does come. Baby is in the corner and John comes in for a splash but Baby moves. John nails the corner. Nurse starts to give him a shot but Jim Bob coms over. The ref now disracted by them to fighting. Joe Bob comes in and nails the Baby with Submission belt. Nurse Naughty stabs Jim Bob with her needle but the damage was done. John slaps Baby in the Plow. The ref sees the submission hold and calls for the bell because he thinks Baby has passed out. So the winner and still BCW Submission Champion Farmer John.

Now it is time for the main event. A lumberjack match. Brett Gallion defending the BCW Federation Championship againest Savage Turtle. Brett comes out, than Savage Turtle, next comes out Van's 7 lumberjacks, Gee Que, Kevin The Professional, Handsdown Adam, Henry Gallion, Farmer John, Joe Bob, and Van Johnson himself. Next Brock's music hits but no one comes out. They try Shadow's music but still nobody. The camera goes to the back and all 7 of them are laid out. Davezilla walks into view with a lead pipe,"Sorry Van they couldn't make it out," says Davezilla,"But I did find 7 replacements." The Elites music hits and Out comes the Abomninations and The Wrecking Crew. Davezilla comes out for number 7. This match is total one sided. When Savage Turtle even gets any offence he gets pulled out and beat down by the lumberjacks. Finally after 15 minutes of beatdown Brett nails a Buckoff. Brett pins him. So the winner and still BCW Federation Champion Brett Gallion. Van gets a mic,"Now that is a way we end a show and match. Thanks everybody for coming out." Confetti falls again and pyro goes off.

Well thats all for this time