BCW 26

We start off with the announcement that Brock will be taking on Gee Que and Brett will be getting a Elite Championship match. Van comes out alone.
He announces that tonight will be his night. I will get back at the top. You guys will understand who is the damn boss. He says he has a special presant for Brock Gallion. He laughs. I am the boss. Van leaves.
Our first match is Funky Freddie and Chuck vs Sasquatch and Greasy Weasle with Yeti. Chuck starts off first but Sasquatch gets control fast. They keep Chuck away from his partner. They keep fast tags and lots of double team moves. However Yeti seems disracted by Handsdown Adam's # 1 fan. His sign says I wish I was Handsdown Adam's type. Yeti just keeps looking back at him and the match. After a mistake by Weasle Chuck is able to get the tag to Funky Freddie. He comes in like a lighting bolt. Freddie takes full control. He just keeps knocking both men down. One move right after the other. Yeti goes over and yanks the sign away from the fan. He rips it. Freddie than hits the Disco Elbow on Weasle. Chuck comes over and takes Sasquatch to the outside with a crossbody block. Freddie goes for pin and gets the victory. After Yeti gets in and they all start beating down Freddie and Chuck. Then Rockin Rodney and Frogboy comes out for the save. They chase off the Abomninations. Rockin Rodney gets a mic. He demands a match with Farmer John tonight. Van comes on the BCW big flatscreen. He says Farmer John gets a BCW Federation Championship match so Rodney is just sol. Rodney calls him a chicken but than Van says hold on. Someone just got here and I need to take care of some business. The camera follows him. You can see the video of what happens here at BCW myspace. After the video stops Rodney and all of them run out of the ring.
The next match is Swift and Deadly with Silent Sammie vs The Retail Giants with Penny. A very good fast paced match. There is a lot of quick tags on both sides. But one team has to win. After a while the ref gets knocked out. Just then the Retail Giants hit the Bluelight Special on Swift. Deadly is out on the outside. But the Tribe come out from the crowd and knock Wally and Marty out with pair of war drums sticks. They put Swift on Wally but Sammie pulls him off. So the Tribe knock Sammie out with a war drum. Squaw throws Penny into the steel steps. They leave all the men and woman down. They leave to boos.
They show backstage Brock being put on a strecher and leaving to go to the hosipital. Rodney calls Brett and tells him about what happened. He tells the guys that Brett wont be there tonight. He is going to the hosipital. Rodney says Van must pay and Adam must pay.
We go out to the ring and Van comes out with his Elites. Van announces a change to the match Brock vs Gee Que. He says instead the secruity guard Kevin gets his shot at joining the Elites tongith as he will now take on Brock. Brock's music hits. But no Brock. Van tells the ref to start the match. The ref says no one is there. Van says than count him out. The ref does what he is told. He counts Brock out. The ref declares Kevin the winner. Van tells him welcome to the Elites. They than leave.
The next match is Gee Que new match. Gee Que vs Hurricane Hans. Gee Que takes full control and never lets it go. He just beats down Hans. Vans secruity is back around the ring. Gee Que wins with the Figure 8.
The next match is BS Sellar vs Tornado Bobby. Another squash for the Elites. BS just tears up Bobby. He wins with the Market Crash.
We have a revenge match next. It is the Team with Sasha vs Savage Turtle and Savage 1 and 2. The savages take control at the beginning and send all 3 members of the team to the outside. Than Van comes on the BCW Flatscreen. He says this match is to easy on The Savages so he now makes it a 6 on 3 match. He says thier partners are The Wrecking Crew to join the Team. He laughs and says everybody can fight in the ring at the same time. The Savages tries to keep up but the numbers game catches up to them and they get thier asses kicked. They all 3 get pinned. The winners are The Team and Wrecking Crew.
The next match is for the BCW Lighting Division Championship. The Baby with Nurse Naughty vs Milkman. Milkman take full control and before Nurse can give him his medicine he hits the Milkstache. But Willinator's music hits. Milkman gets disrtacted. The ref gets out and tells Willinator to stay back. Than Nurse Naughty comes up from behind and stabs Milkman in the butt. He falls down. The Baby gets back up and hits the Fudgeface. The ref than sees the pin and counts the 3. The winner and still Lighting Champion The Baby.
The next match is for the BCW Federation Championship. Davezilla vs Farmer John. John starts off by attacking Davezilla from behind as he comes out to the ring. John beats him all the way down the ramp. John than throws Davezilla into the steel steps. Than he throws him into the barricade. He than throws Davezilla into the ring and goes for the pin but Davezilla kicks out. John keeps on the punishment with several high impacts moves and several pin attempts but Davezilla keeps kicking out. John finally calls for the Backhoe. He lifts Davezilla up for it. But Davezilla reverses it into a ddt. Davezilla now take full control. He throws him over the top ropew. Davezilla than hits the Zillafly to the outside. He than puts John sitting on the apron. he jumps and hits his spinning roundhouse kick to John's head. Davezilla than lifts John back up and throws John back into the ring. Davezilla than gets back into the ring. He lifts John back up and hits the Zillaspin. Davezilla than lifts John back up and hits the Zillabomb. Davezilla goes for the pin and gets the victory. The winner and still BCW Federation Champion.
Buffy the Muff Diving Cheerleader is backstage with the Retail Giants. They are still sore from the Tribes beatdown. But they are pissed. buffy tries to get comments but Wally takes the mic. He starts screaming in it. Tribe what you guys did was uncalled for. You can beat us down all you want but the minute you put your hands on Penny that means war. Next week you guys and us in a falls count anywhere match. We will beat your asses all over the BCW arena. They storm off. The Radies walk up. Hi Buffy says Paul. We just found out next week we are starting a tournmant for the next # 1 contenders for our BCW Tag Team Championship. Starting wiht the Retail Giants and the Tribe in the match they just asked for. This is going to be fun. The Radies walk away. Next walks up the Team with Sasha. She shoves Buffy back and takes her mic. Long time no see Buffy. I wish you weren't here but Van has poor taste in some women. Me on the other hand is the hottest woman in the BCW. We came to tell you next week my Team takes on the Savages in a manager vs manager match. The losing team loses thier manager. Buffy comes back up and tells Sasha why dont we tell the BCW fans our history. Sasha shakes her head no. Buffy grabs the mic and says fine I will tell them. Well me and Sasha used to be.... Than Sasha slaps the hell out of Buffy. Buffy falls down. The Team pulls her back and leaves. Buffy looks pissed as she gets up. She storms off towards Van Johnson's office.
The main event is for the BCW Ekite Championship. Handsdown Adam vs Brett Gallion. Adam comes out with the Elites. Van starts this match again just like Brock's match. The ref counts out Brett. The winner and still BCW Elite champion Handsdown Adam. They all start laughing but then Rockin Rodney's music hits. He changles Adam to a tag team match. Van excepts for him and gives Adam's partner the Yeti. Yeti is extremely happy. He starts the match off againest Frogboy. Frogboy keeps one step ahead of Yeti. Yeti finally tags in Adam. But Frogboy stills beats down Adam until Yeti disractes him and Adam takes full advantage. He than goes over for the tag and Yeti tags Adam's thigh instead of his hand. Adam looks puzzled. Yeti takes over but not for long Frogboy hits a throw with his legs. He gets the tag to Rodney who comes in and desroys Yeti. Rodney than hits the Rockindrop. He goes for the cover but Adam breaks it up. He than starts beating up Rodney. He than pulls Yeti over and tags himself in. Than Gee Que throws in the Elite Championship. BS jumps up on the apron and disractes the ref. Adam than bashes Frogboy and Rodney in the head with his championship. Adam goes up for the Handsdown Dog. But Yeti tags himself in by tagging Adam's butt. Handsdown Adam just is in distraught. His # 1 fan is pissed. He jumps the barricade and tries to get in the ring but the secruity stops him. Yeti is yelling at him. Adam is leaving the arena now. Rodney rolls up Yeti in the disraction. The winners are Rockin Rodney and Frogboy. Van and his Elites leave they have no idea what to do.
Rodney thanks everybody for coming.
Tha is all for this week. This is Brock Weston signing off. Hoorah