BCW 14

Well we start out another BCW event with Van Johnson and Handsdown Adam coming out to greet the fans. Van has a mic as always. He starts going on how it is nice not to have to worry about the Gallions. They will never step in another BCW event again. He says much to alot of boos from the crowd. He goes on to say Shadow will be the new BCW Federation Champion after he defeats Davezilla and Red Sparx. Then Handsdown Adam takes it and says he finally got rid of Rockin Rodney with his victory last week. Then Rockin Rodney's music hits. The fans errupt. Rockin Rodney has a mic. But before he can even speak Van says let me guess you want another match with Handsdown Adam? No, says Rodney I am going to prove he is Pantsdown Adam. He throws the mic down and charges the ring. As he slides in Adam runs towards him to clothesline him but Rodney ducks and bounces off the rope and hits a frontface bulldog and lands in a headlock postion and punches Adam in the face 8 times. He gets back up and starts setting him up for the Rockindrop. Van spins Rodney around. But he lands a punch right on Van's chin. Van falls down. Rodney smiles and turns around to a kick to his midsection. Adam shoves him aside and starts checking on Van. Rodney comes from behind and yanks Adams tights down. There he is standing there in whitie tighties with Van Johnson's picture on his ass. Rodney starts laughing. The fans start chanting Pantsdown Adam. Rodney spins him around after the fans quit chanting. Adam has Vans picture also on the front. Rodney than hits Rockindrop. After he hits he bails out of the ring. Gee Que, BS Sellars, and Shadow hit the ring to save them. Rodney jumps over the barricade and sits with 5 women. Vans gets back up and gets his mis back. He starts yelling at Rodney. Thats it screw the main event. Davezilla can go home. I want you Rockin Rodney tonight in the ring. Shadow than whispers in Vans ear. Ok next week me and you will wrestle in this ring. I will give you one week to get ready to face me. Rodney gets up and leaves with the group of women.

The first match of the night is a rematch from 2 weeks ago. The Milkman and Willinator vs Savage Turtle with Tigress and Allstar. The match is very face paced with both teams getting good moves in with alot of quick tags by both team. But the ending finally comes to a close when all 4 are in the ring. Savage and Milkman go to the outside when Savage clothesline him over the top rope. Allstar hits a massive belly to belly suplex.. He gets ready for the spear. Savage lifts Milkman up on his shoulders and goes to shove him in the steel turnbuckle. But Milkman slides off and shoves him towards the turnbuckle. But Savage blocks it with his foot. Milkman rolls back into the ring. Allstar hits the spear. He turns around and Savage rolls back into the ring. Milkman goes towards Allstar to hit the Milkstache. Savage could block it but he falls down holding his knee. Milkman hits the Milkstache on Allstar. Milkman turns back around to check on Savage but he pops back up and hits the Turtlehead. Savage pins Milkman. He gets the 3. He rolls out and and leaves with Tigress. Allstar does not look very happy.

The next match is Queball vs James Radie with Paul. They start of with Queball in charge. He rules most of the match until James moves out of the way from a top rope move. James takes over from there. He keeps control until he goes for the Radieplex. Queball shoves off and lands to the outside. He falls into the barricade in front off The Hoover boys. He jumps forward and rollsinto the ring holding the back of his head. He starts telling the ref the Hoover boys hit him in the head. The ref goes outside and starts asking them if they did. Paul goes over to them for their defence and James goes to the ropes and starts yelling at the ref. Queball hits a lowblow and hits a Dragonsuplex pin on James. The ref sees the cover and jumps back into the ring and counts the 3. Queball pulls one over on The Radies and Hoovers. Queball leaves the ring and flips them off all the way up the ramp.

The next match is Funky Freddie vs the returning Lighting Joe. The match is very fast paced but before we can even have a winner, Yeti, Greasy Weasle, an Saquatch come out and destroy both of them. They start talking on the mic but noone understands them. The crowd starts chanting English English.

The next match is The Retail Giants with Penny vs Gee Que and BS Sellars. the match is a very good solid tag team match. It is better than the first one. The ending comes when that women with the clipboard comes back to the barricade and starts talking to Penny.Wally gets disrtacted and walks right into the Runway. BS takes Marty to the outside with a running crossbody block. Gee Que pins him and gets the win. Penny is very mad at her team. She marchs back to the back with out them.

The next match is for the Lighting Championship. The Baby with Nurse Naughty vs Farmer John with Besse. Nurse Naughty gets up on the apron but Besse pulls her down. They start getting in each others face. Farmer John takes total control over Baby. Then that women with her clipboard comes back and starts talking to both of them. Baby reverses Farmer and hits the Fudgeface but Farmer John kicks out at 2. Baby cant beleave it. John levels him with a clothesline. He starts yelling at that women at ringside. He gets in between the apron and the ring. Baby gets back up and reaches into his diaper and pulls a whole hand ful of poop and rubs it all over Farmer's face. He than pulls him out of the ropes with The Hugging the Bear. A few minuets later John passes out. Which than Baby is declared the winner and still Lighting Champion.

The next thing is the ring is decked out and Tribal decorations. The Tribe comes out to war drums beating. They come out and get into the ring. Chief Crazy Leggs is carried out to the ring on his throne. He gets in the ring and srtaps the BCW Tag Team Championship on The Tribe. They keep pow wowing for about 15 minuets. then they all leave.

The next match is for The BCW Federation Championship. Davezilla defends the belt in a triple threat againest Shadow and Red Sparx. The match starts with Red goin right after Shadow. Shot after shot after shot. Shadow that turns it around and starts punching on Red. All this time Davezilla just stands over leaning on the ropes and laughing. Finally the get to a stalemate. They turn and see Davezilla laughing. They charge him and start pounding on him. He than shoves them both back. They try again but the same result happens. Then Red comes in and hits a dropkick to Davezilla's knee. He falls to one knee. Shadow hits a shiny wizard on Davezilla. Davezilla pulls himself back up and they clothesline him over the top rope. Shadow starts yelling at him on the ground. Red backs up and hits a dropkick to Shadow's back and he falls into the ropes. Red bounces off the other ropes and goes for the 417. But Davezilla catches him by the legs and throws him into the barricade. He hits a jumping roundhouse kick to Shadow who is still on the ropes. He bounces back into the ring. Davezilla rolls back in. He lifts him up and hits the Zillaspin. He than waits for Red to get up and he runs and leaps over the top rope and hits the Zillafly. Which sends Red through the barricade. Davezilla lifts Red back up and throws him over the top rope and into the ring. Davezilla gets back in and hits the Zillabomb on Shadow. He lifts Red up and Zillabombs him on Shadow and pins both off them. The winner and still BCW Federation Champion Davezilla. then Gee Que, BS Sellars, and Handsdown Adam come down for the beatdown on Davezilla but he bails out off the ring. They start beating down on Red. Davezilla starts to leave but then he grabs a steel chair from a fan and hits the ring to save Red. He clears the ring. Van Johnson comes out and says you will pay Davezilla.

Well thats is all for this week. Next week Van Johnson vs Rockin Rodney. See ya than