BCW 23

Here we are for another BCW event. Van Johnson comes out with his Elites. He is very happy. He is almost glowing. He bounces around the ring like a 6 year old. He goes on to say how good was Handsdown Adam last week. That those idiots feel for his tarp. Than the Gallion Stallion's and Ms Crawford come to ringside. Van has his secruity out there also. He leaves the ring and goes over to them. Now I dont know what you are up to Ms. Crawford but I am only one with a list around here and it will stay that way. You will give that clipboard now. He reaches for it but Brett shoves him back. Now listen here you dont put your hands on the boss. Since you boys dont want to wrestle than I will have you guys escorted out of the arena and your slut to. Brock takes a swing but Van jumps back. The secruity jumps in front of Van. They escort The Gallions and Ms. Crawford out of the arena. Van than announces His elites in a 4 on 4 tag team match later that night.
Our first match is Milkman vs Chuck. Milkman and Chuck go back and forth all match but when he is about to go for the Milkstache, Willinator's music hits and he stands at the ramp. Milkman is yelling at him to come to the ring but Chuck than rolls him up and gets the victory. Willinator just laughs at him. Milkman gets out and runs after Willinator.
Our second match of the night is Savage 1 and Savage 2 vs Touchdown and Linebreaker. A good solid tag team match. Back and forth action with several high spots and risk taking. It comes to and end when Turtle Savage comes out from the fans and knocks out Touchdown with his staff. Savage 1 gets the win. Allstar comes out and chases Turtle to the back.
Our third match is The Retail Giants with Penny vs The Wrecking Crew. This a 2 on 3 handicap match but this still doesn't slow down the Retail Giants. They beat the crap out of the Wrecking Crew. The Retail Giants just seem on a whole new level. They hit several high power moves and finish off the match with Bluelight Special on all 3 of them. They pin all 3. The winners are the Retail Giants.
Buffy the Muff Diving Cheerleader is back interviewing Davezilla about tonights main event. He asks her if she wants to go straight yet? She shakes her head no. He says ok. He says tonight he is here for one reason to get Shadow back for putting Red Sparx through the hummer. After I am done with him Van youre next.
The next match is for the Lighting Division Championship. The Baby with Nurse Naughty vs Yeti with Greasy Weasle and Sasquatch. Baby didn't need Nurse's help he just beat the crap out of Yeti. He won in 3 minutes by the Teddyshake. After the match Weasle and Sasquatch start beating down Baby but Nurse gives them both shots in the butt. The pass out. The winner and still Lighting Division Champion The Baby.
The next segment is The Radies coming out dressed up like indians and celebrating their win of the BCW Tag Team Championship. They are having a pow wow. The Tribe come out pissed off. They start yelling at the Radies. They say the Radies are insulting thier heritage and that they are going to beat them and take back thier tag team titles. The Radies respond with that they spoke with Van and that the Tribe has to earn thier way back into the title picture by defeating the Retail Giants next week in a # 1 contender match. The Tribe is not happy.
Next Farmer John comes out with Bessie. He goes on to tell everybody he is gets lots of apps for marring his daughter. He is looking forward to the sutor event in 2 weeks. Rockin Rodney comes out and asks for a match again with Farmer John. He says no again. Rockin Rodney knocks him down with a clothesline. Rodney than grabs Bessie and throws her on his shoulder and slams down on Farmer John. He leaves pissed off. John is very upset over what Rodney did. He cryes for help.
The next match is the main event. Silent Sammie, Swift, Deadly, and Davezilla vs Handsdown Adam, Gee Que, BS Sellars, and Shadow. They all get out there and Davezilla and BS start the match. Davezilla levels him with a clothesline. He knocks Handsdown and Gee Que off the apron. He grabs Shadow and brings him in the ring. He lifts Shadow up for the Zillabomb. Gee Que and BS hit him in the back. He drops Shadow and shoves them both off of him. Shadow leaves the ring and hops the barricade. Davezilla follows in pursuit. They disappear into the crowd. Now we are down to 3 on 3. Swift and BS start it back off. Now we get to good action. A very back and forth match with several tags and fast moves. But that dont always stay. Finally the Elites cheat and start getting the upper hand on Deadly. They keep him over on thier side of the ring. Several double team moves and several pin attemps. Finally BS whips Deadly into a turnbuckle. BS charges in but Deadly tunrs around and they collide heads. Deadly gets the tag to Swift. BS tags in Adam. Swift comes firing in with shot after shot on Adam. He beats him down. But Gee Que and BS stops his momentom. Sammie comes to his aid. He sends both Gee Que and BS to the outside. Sammie than grabs the top rope and springboards over it with a body splash. He is happy. He gets up but gets attacked by Handsdown Adam #1 fan. The secruity and the ref get out there to seperate them. Handsdown Adam hits the lowblow on Swift. He jumps to the top rope and hits the Handsdown Dog. He goes for the pin but the ref is still outside with Sammie and his #1 fan. Then the Gallions come out and get in the ring. Adam turns around into a Stallion Kick. Than he stumbles back into a Buck Off. Brock puts Swift on Adam. They get out of the ring. The ref sees the pin and gets in the ring. He counts Adam down for the 3. After the match the Gallions get back in the ring and hold up Swift, Deadly, and Sammie's arms up. Van comes out and says you guys are not injured. I will get proof this week and thn you guys will have to wrestle in a match or forfiet your contracts to him. Just you wait damn Gallions I will get you guys yet. Ha ha ha ha.
Well thats all for this week. See ya next week. This is Brock Weston signing off. Hoorah.