BCW 22

Here we are for another BCW event. We start out with 20 secruity guards around the ring. 5 on each side. Than Van Johnson and the Elites come out with out Handsdown Adam.
Van gets on the mic and announces that these 20 men are is special secruity. They will stop anybody from getting involved in his matches with his elites. Speaking of his Elites he books them in a 6 on 4 handicap match. He says this is punishment for what Sammie did to Handsdown Adam. He says Adam is still in the hospital. So the match is Davezilla, Silent Sammie, and his Ninjas vs BS Sellars, Gee Que, Shadow, and the Abominations. Then Ms. Crawford and the Gallion Stallions are back at ringside. Van looks pissed. They leave the ring.
The first match is a special invitational match. The Retail Giants with Penny have issued a open invite to any fired Wallydine employees to try to beat the Retail Giants in a tagteam match. If they win they get BCW contracts. This was approved by Van Johnson. So 4 guys come out. Bob, Hans, Jeremy, and Scott. They want their match. The Retail Giants agree to give all 4 of them a match. A 4 on 2 handicap match. The match is a very fast match. The Retail Giants destroy all 4 men. They also pin all for at the same time. They hit 4 Bluelight Specials on all of the men to win the match. They leave in celebration.
Next Buffy the Muff Diving Cheerleader is out there to interview Ms. Crawford and The Gallion Stallions. She asks the Gallions when they are coming back to get in the ring. They say they are still injured and have to get a manager to come back. Buffy asks about Ms. Crawford why doesnt she manage you? They explain she is here for an entirely different reason. She asks what. Ms. Crawford whispers in Buffy's ear. She smiles and signs Ms. Crawford's clipboard. Which Ms. Crawford got Penny to sign eariler tonight. Buffy than leaves.
The next match Milkman vs Willinator. Willinator comes out for revenge. He just beats down Milkman. Willinator lets his anger get the best off him which than gets him rolled up after the ref pulls him off Milkman. Milkman wins and rolls out off the ring. But Willinator chases him to the back.
The next match is a three on three tagteam match. Savage Turtle, Savage 1, and Savage 2 with Tigeress vs Allstar, Linebreaker, and Touchdown. This is a very good match with the faces taking over first and the heels cheating to get thier advantage and keep Touchdown from his corner. They beat him down and keep fast tags in and out. Finally Touchdown reverses Savage 1 and 2 off a double team move. He gets the hot tag to Allstar who gets in and cleans house. But Turtle takes advantage after Tigeress trips Allstar. Than Ms. Crawford starts talking to Tigress and she signs the paper on the clipboard. Turtle gets upset and yells at Tigeress and then turns around into a Spear. Allstar pins Savage Turtle The Team gets the win. They leave while Turtle scolds Tigeress.
Next Buffy comes back out with Farmer John with Bessie. She asks why he came back to help Van. He tells her if you cant beat them join them. Than Rockin Rodney comes out. He tells him he did the wrong decision. Rockin than says he wants a match with John. He says no that he is back to marry off Bessie so than he will worry about his career. Rodney dont like that answer. John says it will happen in 3 weeks. Rodney asks again for the match. John says no. So Rodney than hits John in the head with his mic. He than hits the Rockindrop. Rodney goes out and gets a chair. He sets it up and lifts John back up and gives him a Rockindrop on the chair. Bessie is screaming the whole time. Rodney than leaves with some girls at ringside.
The next match is for the BCW Lighting Division Championship. The Baby with Nurse Naughty vs Smasher with Slasher and Crusher. A very good match. Baby holds his own for the first couple minutes but Smasher counters a move and takes control for the next minute. Nurse Naughty than is talking to Ms. Crawford and signs the clipboard. Crusher and Slasher come over and shoves Nurse back. They start yelling at the Gallions and Ms. Crawford. They call her a tramp and she than smasher her clipboard over Crusher's head. Slasher goes to grab her but The Gallions intervine. Brett smashes Slasher in the face with a stiff right. Brock jumps over the barricade. He gets in the ring as Nurse Naughty disracts the ref. He pops off a Stallionkick to Smasher. The Baby pins him as Brock leaves to help Brett beat up Crusher and Slasher. Baby gets the win just in time at 4:59. A Lasso for Crusher and a Buckoff for Slasher. They than take thier seats back at ringside.
The next match is for the BCW Tagteam Championship. The Tribe with only Squaw thanks to the actions last week vs The Radies with May. A very good match but the Tribe just wasn't there with out Chief Crazy Leggs. The end came with the war drum coming into play. Squaw tossed to Grey who hit James with it. He goes for the cover but May throws in one tagteam belt. Paul clocks Grey in the back of the head. Tommie is disracted by Ms. Crawford who gets Squaw over to sign her clipboard. Paul puts James on Grey and the ref counts Grey out. The winners and new BCW Tagteam Champions, The Radies. After the match May goes over and signs Ms. Crawford clipboard.
The mainevent is our 6 on 4 handicap match. Van comes out with his Elites and his secruity. He tells them to take special watch on those Damn Gallions. Next out is the Abomninations. Than Davezilla and Silent Sammie and the Ninjas {Swift & Deadly}. Despite the odds Davezilla and them keep control most off the match. With several high impact moves. Finally as the match is drawing to its end alot of fast paced action has occured. The 2 legal men is Silent Sammie and Gee Que. Sammie goes for the Dragonsleeper but it is broken up by the Abominations. Davezilla in for the save. Than him and the Ninjas send the Abominations to the outside with a trio of clotheslines. Than Sammie goes fling over the top rope and hits a corkscrew moonsault on all three of them. Sammie gets back up only to be clotheslined by Handsdown's #1 fan. The secruity and the ref gets involved. BS and Shadow low blow the Ninjas and toss them to the outside. Davezilla than takes both them to the outside with a double clothesline. Davezilla than follows them to the outside. Gee Que goes out and throws Sammie back into the ring. He goes for the Figure 8 but Sammie shoves him off into the ropes as he comes back Sammie rolls him up and keeps rolling into the Dragonsleeper. Gee Que taps. However the ref and the secruity is still dealing with the fan. Than Handsdown Adam comes out from the crowd and hits the Handsdown Dog on Silent Sammie. He puts Gee Que on Sammie. Van gets the ref and he counts Sammie down. The winners are Gee Que , BS Sellars, Shadow and the Abominations. Van Johnson and all of them are outside laughing at the faces. Van gets on the mic and thanks them for being so stupid. He says see whoever next week.
Well thats all for this week. See ya next time. This is Brock Weston signing off. Hoorah