BCW 25

We start another BCW event with Buffy the Muff diving Cheerleader in the ring. She says Van Johnson has asked her to come out here and interview him. So with out futher ado she introduces him.
Van's music hits and out comes Brock Gallion dressed up like Van. Brett follows him dressed up like Handsdown Adam. Brock Van gets his mic and says it has come to my attenition that i have been made fun of lately. Those damn Gallions have done what ever they want whenever they want and it has to stop. Buffy cuts in Hey your not Van. Buffy i want you to do me a favor and go over to ringside and wait by that empty seat. And stand there and look pretty. Ok she says. Brock starts talking again but gets cut off by Brett. Dont worry Van I will beat up those gallions handsdown I mean pantsdown. Brett than pull his pants down and he has Van Johnson underware on. They continue there ruse and make fun of all the elites and keep saying how the Gallions are the best in the BCW. Brock says the Gallions are so good that we should change the name to GCW. How about Van asks Brock. Come out here. i know youre here so just come out.
Instead of Van it is the Wrecking Crew. They say Van sent them out here to shut up the Gallions. And that is what they were going to do. They get in the ring but the Gallion's destroy them. Gallions say they will go find Van.
As they had to the back Ms. Crawford comes to the empty seat. Buffy asks why she is back. Ms. Crawford says she has 2 more signatures to get and then in 2 weeks she will show Van what she ahs doing. Really were that close asks Buffy. Ms. Crawford says yes. Buffy goes to the back happy.
In the back the team is there with a mic. they explain that they are going to enjoy Savage Turtle's beat down and introduce thier new manager Shasha. She use to go to school with Buffy.
Our first match is Gee Que and BS Sellars vs Hans and Bobby from Wallydine. Gee Que and BS dominate the match and never give them a chance. They beat them fast. They go out to harassa Ms. Crawford but the Gallions come back out for the save and beat the crap out them. They put both of them through tables. The Gallions are on a roll tonight.
Van is shown backstage with Farmer John. Is everything ready for tonight. Yeah Bessie will be married off tonight. Handsdown Adam comes up mad and asks Van what they are going to do about those damn Gallions. Van says nothing. Just let them have thier fun. Tonight is a good night. We are marry off Bessie and Shadow gets Davezilla in a steel cage. That way no gallion interference. Just go rest. Adam walks off upset.
There in a corner where Handsdown Adam goes storming off is the Tribe with Chief Crazyleggs. Hes back.
The next match is the 3 on 1 handicap match Van made in his video. The Abomninations vs Savage Turtle. Savage holds his own for awhile with several high pace moves and high impact but the numbers catch up with him. All of the Abominations hit thier finishers on Savage. Then they hook him inot the ropes and start beating him down. The ref starts the count to get out of the ropes but they dont listen. The ref dqs them. But they dont care and continue thier assualt on Savage. Finally Savage 1 and 2 make the save. They chase off the Abominations. But the Team make thier way out and destroy the Savages. While they are beating them up Ms. Crawford gets Shasha to sign her clipboard. The Team leaves them all knocked out.
The next match is for the BCW Tag Team Championship. The Radies with Mae Radie vs The Retail Giants with Penny. A very good solid match. One of the best tag team matchs I have seen here in the BCW. The radies seem very focused and ruthless. But the Retail Giants do get the advantage. Then James sends Wally to the outside as they were tring to hit the Bluelight Special on Paul. James hits Marty in the nuts. James than goes and leaps over the top rope but Wally moves and slams James into the barricade. Wally gets back in the ring as Paul puts Marty in the Radierack. Wally pulls Marty out of it. Paul than goes to clothesline Wally but he ducks and Paul nails the ref. Marty gets back up and they hit the Bluelight Special on Paul. Wally goes back outside to take care off James but he gets hit in the head with a war drum by Grey Wolf. Tommie takes the BCW tag team title and bashes Wally in the head with it. He puts Paul on Wally. Squaw wakes up the ref and he counts Wally down and out. The winners and still BCW Tag Team Champions The Radies. After the match Ms. Crawford gets Mae Radie to sign her clipboard. Than she leaves.
The main event is a steel cage match for the BCW Federation Championship. Davezilla defending againest Shadow. Shadow gets out first than followed by Davezilla. Davezilla locks the cage. When he turns around to see Shadow up to the top of the cage almost. Davezilla runs and leaps to the top rope and german suplexs Shadow off the cage. After that the match slows down and there are a lot of high impact moves and slams into the steel cage. The match starts to come to an end when Shadow is on the second rope. He hits a Shadowlift off the second rope. However it takes a lot out of him. Finally he gets up and starts climbing the cage. he gets to the top and Davezilla grabs his leg. Davezilla slowly gets up there with Shadow they start trading punches on the top of the cage. Shadow starts to go for a superplex but Davezilla connects with a couple of headbuts and then hits a Zillabomb from the top of the cage and he just lets shadow collasps down to the ring. Shadow goes through the mat. Davezilla than climbs down to the arena floor. The winner and still BCW Federation Champion Davezilla.
They patch up the ring and bring a table out there for the sutering. Farmer John comes out with Bessie. He gets in the ring and announces that there are 40 finalists. He says bring out the first it is Van Johnson. He tells him he cant marry his daughter. Van says fine but sits next to Farmer John to help judge. The next one is Funky Freddie. They both say hell no. Slowly we go through guys after guys and one Buffy. Were down to the last 3. Farmer John says one of these will have to do. The first one is Brett. Farmer John says hell no. The next one is Brock. Van says hell no. Than Rockin Rodney musics hits. Let me introduce the last suitor Frogboy. This guy is dressed in all green. No no no no. says Farmer John. Brock says oh yes you said one of us 3 would sutor Bessie. Fine if this Frogboy can beat me in a match Ill let him suitor Bessie. Van calls out his secruity. This way you Gallions cant interfer. The secruity surronds the ring. The Gallions and Rockin Rodney go to the back. The ref rings the bell as Farmer John watches them go the back. Frogboy rolls him up. But he kicks out at 2. Frogboy keeps John off his toes. Frogboy gets many fast pins attempts. He stays one step ahead of John. Frogboy has John down and he goes to the top rope but Kevin shoves him of the rope while Van disractes the ref. Farmer John than hits the Backhoe. He dont go for the pin instead he lifts Frogboy back onto the turnbuckle. Than Rockin Rodney's music hits and he comes out but the secruity and vans stops him. They are backing him up the ramp.Then The Gallions jump the barricade and slide into the ring. A Stallion Kick and a Buckoff later they leave. Frogboy than hits a frogsplash. The ref was disracted by Rockin Rodney and sees the pin and counts Farmer John down. The winner and new suitor to Bessie Frogboy. Van is not happy.
Well thats all for tonight. This is Brock Weston signing off. Hoorah