Sunday, November 15, 2009

BCW 3

Well tonight is the night for the debut of the new battle royal Top of the Pile. The Hoover boys tell me that Van Johnson has never done anything like this before. There is a record 8 matches tonight. The first match is Hands Down Adam vs. Greasy Weasel. The second is Baby vs. BS Sellars. The third is a singles match ordered by Van Johnson, Rockin Rodney vs. Yeti. I am told that Yeti demanded this match after last week. The forth is Brock Gallion vs. Grey Wolf. The fifth is another match ordered by the boss. Gee Que has to defend the Submission Championship against Silent Sammie. The Sixth match is Brett Gallion vs. Tommie Hawk. The seventh match is Davezilla defending the BCW World Championship against the returning James Radie after the massive beat down from his brother Paul Radie a couple months ago. The main event is the Top of the Pile battle royal.
So let’s start. Hands Down Adam vs. Greasy Weasel. Greasy starts the match off with a headlock take down. Adam shoulders on the mat and 1count and a kick out. They both get back up even though Greasy Weasel keeps a hold of the headlock. Adam bounces them both off the ropes and Weasel lets go and spring boards off the other rope with a flying shoulder take down. Adam goes down again. Weasel picks him up and gives him a snap suplex. Weasel comes off the ropes with a leg drop. He goes for the pin again but only gets a two count. He then picks up Adam and hits a snap powerbomb. He goes for a standing moonsault but Adam rolls out of the way. Adam beats Weasel to his feet and comes in for a knee lift. He then picks up Weasel and connects with a short arm clothesline. He then drops an elbow on Weasel. He then mounts him and starts punching the hell out Weasel. I am told he calls this the Hands Down Approach. He picks up Weasel and throws him against the ropes and hits a flapjack. Adam goes the top rope after this. Weasel staggers up and Adam comes off and connects with the Hands Down Dog. Three seconds later we have a winner Hands Down Adam. He gets the mic and says "Greasy Weasel, you just got beat Hands Down." He throws the mic at Weasel and leaves the ring.
The next match is The Baby with Nurse Naughty vs. BS Sellars. Sellars starts off the match with a clothesline as Baby is coming into the ring and knocks Baby to the outside. Sellars comes out after him. He takes Baby’s head and runs him into the turnbuckle on the outside. Baby just leans against the turnbuckle until Sellars comes in with a clothesline against the turnbuckle. He rolls Baby back in the ring and goes for the pinfall but only gets a long two count. Baby rolls into the turnbuckle and starts to cry. Sellars comes in and gets off a couple of punches before the Ref pushes him back so he can check on the Baby. While the Ref checks on the Baby, Nurse Naughty rolls in the ring and gives Sellars his just due shot. He falls down and Baby pulls himself up and runs against the ropes and jumps and hits the Fudge Face. Three seconds later Baby is declared the winner. That’s another match won by the Baby in under five minuets.
The third match is Rockin Rodney vs. The Yeti.They get into the ring and Yeti lunges at Rodney but Rodney ducks and runs to the outside and stands in front three lovely ladies. Yeti comes out to pursue but the girls start grabbing him and rubbing on him before he gets his hands on Rodney. Rodney rolls back into the ring, as the Yeti is distracted. The Ref starts counting out Yeti. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 right when he gets here Yeti turns around and starts to head back to the ring except two of the three girls start to make out and the other grabs Yeti’s head and turns it towards the other two girls. 8, 9, 10 and Yeti gets counted out. Your winner is Rockin Rodney. Yeti gets back into the ring and starts yelling at the ref meanwhile Rockin Rodney rolls out and leaves with the three lovely ladies. Yeti is furious and gives the Ref the Pallet Toss and leaves the ring.
The fourth match is Brock Gallion vs. Grey Wolf. Van Johnson bans Brett, Tommie Hawk, and Squaw from ringside. So they start off with Brock taking advantage with a standing dropkick. Grey Wolf bounces back up Brock gives him another standing dropkick. This time Grey Wolf stays down and Brock follows up with a jumping elbow drop to the head. He goes for the pin but only gets a 2 count. Brock picks him up and throws him into the turnbuckle. Brock runs at Grey Wolf and gets a boot to the face for his troubles. Than Grey Wolf follows it up with a running boot. Grey Wolf climbs to the top and comes off with a chop to Brocks chest on the mat. He goes for the pin but Brock kicks out at two. He picks up Brock and gives him a delayed suplex. Again with the pinfall, and another kick out at two. Grey Wolf starts to show a little anger. He picks up Brock and gives him an Irish whip and connects with a powesslam. Another pin attempt and another kick out. Grey Wolf starts to yell at the Ref. He then goes for a suplex but he can’t get Brock up and then out of nowhere Brock hits the Lasso. Three seconds later Brock Gallion has defeated Grey Wolf.
The next match is our first championship defense of the night. Submission Champion Gee Que defends against Silent Sammie finally. Sammie starts off the match fast with several shots with his feet all over Gee Que. Gee Que gets pushed back into the turnbuckle by the repeated shots. Sammie bounces off the rope and connects with a knee to the head of Gee Que. Sammie then hits a running bulldog out of the turnbuckle. Sammie goes for a double knee drop to the back. After Sammie hits it he grabs Gee Que and puts him in a bow and arrow lock. Gee Que is screaming in pain but he does not tap out. After about 5 minuets Sammie lets go and proceeds to pick up Gee Que and gives him a knee in the back and slaps the dragon sleeper on him but Gee Que jumps up and comes over the top of Sammie and connects with a reverse ddt. Gee Que pulls himself back to his feet and picks up Sammie and gives him an Irish whip and connects with a dropkick to his knee. He than picks Sammie and gives him a lift up knee breaker. Gee Que drags Sammies leg over to the rope and puts it on the rope and jumps up and lands on top of it. He then starts to kick Sammies leg continuously. He starts to wrap on the Figure Eight but Sammie shoves him into the ropes. Gee Que comes off with an elbow into the back of Sammies knee. Then puts Sammie on the top turnbuckle and grabs his leg but Sammie clocks him in the head with a snap jab. Gee Que dazed turns around and Sammie picks Gee Que up and into the air and slaps the Dragon Sleeper on the top turnbuckle, Gee Que taps out. The winner and NEW Submission Champion is Silent Sammie.
The Sixth match is Tommie Hawk with Squaw vs. Brett Gallion. Brett starts off the match with an uppercut and knocks Tommie to his back. Brett picks him back up and Irish whips him and connects with a stiff lariat. He then picks Tommie back up and gives him a piledriver. He goes for the pin but gets a 2 count. Brett hits a few punches and gives Tommie a standing brain buster. He goes for another cover, but again only a 2 count. He then goes for a suplex but Tommie falls behind Brett and lands on his feet and jumps and pulls Brett down across his knees. Tommie Hawk covers Brett for a 2 count. Tommie picks him up and gives him a hip toss. He gives Brett a suplex. then he tossed Brett across the top rope. He picks Brett back up and gives him an Irish whip and connects with a sidewalk slam. He goes for pin but Brett kicks out at two. Tommie Hawk picks him up and goes for the Scalper but Brett ducks and picks up Tommie for the Buck Off but he slides off and kicks Brett in the back of the head and motions to Squaw. She nods her head as Tommie starts to Irish whip Brett into the ropes but Brett reverses the Irish whip and throws Tommie into the ropes. Squaw trips up Tommie thinking it was Brett. He stumbles forward into the Buck Off by Brett. The winner by pinfall is Brett Gallion. After the match Tommie Hawk starts yelling at Squaw, as they walk to the back.
The seventh match is for the BCW Championship. Davezilla defends against James Radie. Davezilla takes control from the beginning and keeps it through the match. He gives James a suplex, a german suplex, and a gorilla press slam. After those three moves he Irish whips James and connects with a throw across the ring. Davezilla picks up James up and gives him the Zilla Bomb. He pins James Radie with one foot on his chest. The winner and still BCW World Champion is Davezilla.
The finally match is the Top of the Pile Battle Royal for a title shot at whatever title you want for the winner. Now if you read the roster for this match you know all of the people in the match except there is one addition. Farmer John brings the Farmers Daughter out with him and makes her sit at ringside while he wrestles. Before the Top of the Pile match starts Van Johnson comes to ringside and announces that the first four eliminated in this match will be fired. The battle royal starts off with Slasher, Smasher, and Crusher triple teaming Chuck. But Chucks reverses it and starts Upchucking the three over the top rope. After he sends the final one over Wally and Marty double clothesline Chuck over the top rope. Four wrestlers have now been eliminated. Wally and Marty than turn their focus on Willinator while Shadow and Milkman are fighting in the corner. In another corner Funky Fredrick is trying to eliminate Red Sparx. Lighting Joe is fighting Farmer John and Que Ball. Farmer John gives Lighting Joe the Back Hoe. Que ball climbs to the top rope to go for the Break, but Farmer John shoves him to the outside. Right after that Wally and Marty eliminate Willinator. Farmer John picks up Lighting Joe and tosses him to the outside. Now half of the pile has been eliminated. Wally and Marty start working over Farmer John but he sends them both down to the mat with a double clothesline. He then turns his focus on Funky Fredrick. Milkman gives Shadow the Milkstache and sends Shadow over the top rope. Milkman hits farmer John in the back, he goes against the ropes and connects with the Milkstache. Funky Fredrick gives Farmer John the Disco Elbow. After he hits it Red Sparx out of no where sends Funky Fredrick to the outside with a headsciccors takedown. We are now down to the final five Farmer John, Milkman, Red Sparx, Wally Smiles, and Marty Kae. Farmer John charges at Wally. Milkman charges at Marty while Red just stands back and watches. Marty tosses Milkman into the turnbuckle. Farmer John has Wally in the air ready for the BackHoe. Marty runs toward Farmer John, but he gives Marty a big boot and drops Wally with the BackHoe. Just then Farmer John notices the Hoover Boys are talking to the Farmer’s Daughter. Farmer John starts yelling at them to leave her alone. Red Sparx seeing he is distracted, dropkicks Farmer John in the back and Farmer John falls to the outside. Milkman comes running at Sparx with the Milkstache but Red grabs the top rope, pulls it down and ducks the Milkstache. Milkman’s momentum sends him to the outside. Now there are only three. Red Sparx is out numbered. Wally and Marty proceed to beat up on Red. After several moves and doubleteam moves they decide it is time to end Red Sparx. Marty holds Red as Wally runs to clothesline Sparx over the top rope, but Red ducks it and he hits Marty over the top rope except Marty catches the middle rope. Red than does a somersault kick to Wally. Marty starts to pull himself back up but Red comes out of nowhere and connects with the 417 on Marty who flies to the floor. Now there is only two. Red jumps over the top rope and calls for the Lighting the Fuse on Wally, Marty jumps back on the apron and Red kicks him off again. He then leaps up to the top rope but that distraction helped Wally as he gives Red a giant boot on the top rope, which sends Red to the outside. The winner of the Top of the Pile Battle Royal is Wally Smiles.
Van Johnson comes and shakes Wally’s hand and thanks everybody for coming out.
What another great show, well until next time this is Brock Weston signing off.

BCW Top of Pile Roster

Well I have twisted Van Johnson’s arm and got the complete list of the new wrestlers for the BCW Battle Royal, "The Top of the Pile" they go as follows in no particular order.
1_Red Sparx- He weighs in at 185 pounds and is 5’4 tall and his finisher is Lighting the fuse.
2-Milkman- His finisher is the Milk Stach. He weighs at 289 pounds and is 6’9.
3_Shadow-His finisher is the Shadow Lift. He weighs in at 255 pounds and is 6’4.
4_Chuck-His finisher is the Upchuck and the Regurgitater. He weighs in at 264 pounds and 5’11.
5_Lighting Joe-His finisher is the Lighting Strike. He weighs in at 278 pounds and 5’9.
6_Funky Fredrick-His finisher is the Disco Elbow. He weighs in at 281 pounds and 6’0.
7_Farmer John-His finisher is the Back Hoe. He weighs in at 310 pounds and 6’5.
8_Queball-His finisher is the Break. He weighs in at 267 pounds and 5’10.
9_Crusher- His finisher is Crush Buster. He weighs in at 276 pounds and 5’11.
10_Slasher-His finisher is the Sword Clash. He weighs in at 271 pounds and 5’09.
11_Smasher -His finisher is the Smash Test. He weighs in at 279 pounds and 5’8.
12_Willinator- His finisher is the Willeaper. He weighs in at 245 pounds and 5’09.
13_Marty Kae- His finisher is the Blue Light Special. He weighs in at 310 pounds and 6’9.
14_Wally Smiles-His finisher is the Rollback. He weighs in at 317 pounds and 6’10.
That is all 14 but I forgot to tell about a few girls last time
15_Squaw- She is the manger of Tommie Hawk and Grey Wolf. She looks like a sexy Pocahontas.
16_Naughty Nurse- She is a hot blonde nurse in a little skimpy nurse outfit. She manages the Baby and pushes him out to the ring in a stroller

BCW 2

This is Brock Weston reporting for the BCW. They started off the show with a camera backstage. Brock was standing talking to Squaw. They appear to be flirting with each other. Brett then walks up and asks, "What’s going on?" Squaw leans up and kisses Brock on the cheek and says "See ya out there cowboy." She then scurries off. Brett pushes Brock on the shoulder "What was that all about?" he asks. "Nothing." mutters Brock. "Is this going to be a problem tonight?" he asks. "No. I am focused on us and both of our matches!" Brock replies. "I hope so," says Brett. Then pyros go off and another BCW Show gets on its way with another 6 matches coming our way.
First the Debut of Red Sparx vs. Paul Radie. Then Brock Gallion/ Brett Gallion vs. Tommie Hawk/ Grey Wolf and Squaw. The third match is a triple threat The Yeti vs. Greasy Weasel vs. Rockin Rodney. The fourth match is Brett Gallion/ Brock Gallion vs. Grey Wolf/ Tommie Hawk and Squaw. The fifth match is Silent Sammie and The Baby vs. Gee Que and BS Sellars. The main event is a BCW World Title match Davezilla defending against Handsdown Adam. So without further gabbing lets get started with match one.
Paul Radie starts the match by shoving Red Sparx down to the mat and showboating a little. Red gets back to his feet and tries to lock up with Paul but Paul is stronger and again shoves Red down. Red rolls through and comes to his feet. He charges at Paul but he sidesteps Red and pulls Reds hair and yanks him across his knee with a big backbreaker. Paul than continues the beatdown on Red with some clotheslines, suplexs and chops. He then throws Red into the ropes and goes for a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker but Red reverses it into a head scissors take down. Paul goes flying to the outside. Red gets back up and runs against the ropes and springboards himself of the top rope and lands on Paul. Red then climbs on the apron. He waits until Paul start to get to his feet and hits a springboard moonsault. He connects again perfectly. This time he rolls Paul into the ring. Red goes for the cover. 1,2 and Paul kicks out. Red jumps into the air and lands an elbow drop across Paul’s chest. He goes for the pin again but Paul kicks out at 1 this time. Red waits for Paul to get to his feet and comes of the rope with a flying reverse elbow. Red bounces off the rope with a jumping senton but Paul rolls out of the way just in time. Paul pulls himself up and picks up Red and pops off a triple back breaker. He then calls for the Radie Rack, he picks up Red for the Radie Rack but Red reverses it into an arm drag into the middle rope. Red bounces off the other rope and comes at Paul and connects with the 417. Paul bounces back into the ring. Then Red comes off the top rope with the Lighting-The-Fuse. Red pins Paul at 15:18 minutes. What an amazing match and debut for Red Sparx.
Brock and Brett comes to ringside and it looks like they are still arguing. When Tommie Hawk, Grey Wolf, and Squaw gets out to the ring she waves at Brock. They start off the match with them trying to show who the fans are more behind. After a few minuets Tommie Hawk gets tired of getting booed so he attacks Brock. He hits him with a clothesline into the turnbuckle. Tommie starts to pound on Brock. Punch after punch until Brock is sitting in the turnbuckle. Tommie runs into the rope and comes back with a boot into Brock’s face. He then picks him up and hefts him on the turnbuckle. Tommie then connects with a top rope arm drag. Tommie picks up Brock and gives him a snap suplex. He climbs up the turnbuckle and waits for Brock to get to his feet and comes off with a missile dropkick. Tommie starts to go back to Brock but the ref stops him because he is under the ropes. So Grey Wolf takes advantage and starts to choke Brock. But Brett comes and clotheslines Grey Wolf. Tommie Hawk starts yelling at Brett so Brock rolls up Tommie Hawk. Tommie Hawk kicks out at 2. Brock then takes over the match, he hits a clothesline and suplexs Tommie Hawk. Brock than pulls Tommie Hawks legs and connects with an elbow drop. Brock then picks up Tommie Hawk and throws him into the ropes and gives him a spinebuster. Brock then starts his onslaught. He connects with punches, kicks, ddt, dropkick, and Cowboy Uppercut. Brock calls for the Stallion Kick but Squaw jumps on the apron and raises her skirt. Brock takes off all focus on Tommie Hawk. He starts to go towards Squaw who is smiling at Brock. Brett starts yelling at him to turn around and he does right into a Scalper. Tommie Hawk gets the pin at 17:09 minutes.
The third match starts off with Yeti attacking Greasy Weasel. Rockin Rodney rolls to the outside and again starts to talk to more girls at ringside. Yeti just beats the hell out of Greasy Weasel. Yeti hits him with several moves. A lot of clotheslines, punches, suplexs, backbreaker, and a spinebuster. Yeti goes for the Pallet Toss. After he hits the move Rockin Rodney comes in and rolls Yeti up and gets the pin at 12:45 minutes. Rockin Rodney leaves the ring and leaves with the girls again.
They show backstage again with Brett telling Brock to pay attention to his match, so he can learn how you win. Brett starts the match with a massive clothesline to Grey Wolf. Brett takes over from there. He hits a shortarm clothesline. Brett picks him up and shoves him into the rope and connects with a powerslam. Brett hits a chokeslam. Brett then goes for the pin. Grey Wolf kicks out at 2. Brett than picks him up and hits a bearhug slam. Tommie Hawk jumps up on the apron but Brett knocks him off. Brock then tackles Tommie Hawk into the crowd. They go off fighting into the crowd. Grey Wolf goes for the Wolf Pack but instead Brett hits the Buckoff. Brett gets the pin at 9:59 minutes.
The next match started with Silent Sammie chasing Gee Que to the back and out of the arena. So the match is just between The Baby and BS Sellars. While the Ref is watching Sammie chasing off Gee Que, the Naughty Nurse gives BS Sellars the needle. Baby hits the Fudge Face and gets the pin in less then a minute. Sammie then comes back to the ring and beats up BS Sellars. Then he disappears. By the way Gee Que grabbed his belt while he was running off.
The main event was Davezilla defending The BCW World Championship against Handsdown Adam. Davezilla takes over from the bell. He pushes Handsdown Adam into the turnbuckle and gave him several giant chops. Davezilla then grabs him under the arms and toss him across the ring. Davezilla follows up with a clothesline. He picks up Handsdown Adam and throws him in the ring and connects with a Samoan drop. Davezilla then delivers a legdrop on him. Davezilla goes for the cover but pulls up Handsdown Adam before three. Davezilla then goes against the rope and kicks him in the face as he tries to get up. Davezilla picks him up and gives him a one-arm suplex. Davezilla again bounces off the rope but Handsdown Adam reverses it into a droptoe hold. Davezilla hits the mat hard. Handsdown Adam comes off the rope with his own kick to the face. He then hits an elbow drop to Davezillas back. Then he hits a standing moonsault. He goes for the cover but Davezilla kicks out powerfully. Handsdown Adam goes up against the ropes again but Davezilla hits him with a rising clothesline. Davezilla throws him into the turnbuckle and comes charging at him, but he jumps to the outside and Davezilla crashes into the turnbuckle and stumbles in the ring. Handsdown Adam climbs to the top rope and tries to hit the Handsdown Dog but Davezilla hits a roundhouse kick as he is coming down. Davezilla picks him up and gives him the Zilla Bomb. Davezilla wins at 21:43 minutes.
Great matches tonight except for the tagteam match that did not happen. Van Johnson comes out and thanks everybody for coming out and announces some matches for next week. The first, Gee Que will defend his Submission Championship against Silent Sammie, and Davezilla defends the BCW World Championship against the returning James Radie. Finally a battle royal called The Top of the Pile. It will consist of 14 new Wrestlers starting with Red Sparx. The winner will get a title shot for whichever title they want. Sounds good to me.
See ya soon.
Brock Weston signing off.

Interview with Van Johnson

SMILEY’S 10 QUESTIONS WITH BCW OWNER VAN JOHNSON
In my travels through life I get to meet, and become friends with some interesting people. One such person is Van Johnson. Van Johnson is the owner of Bigtime Championship Wrestling, or as it is commonly referred to as the BCW. Recently I got to ask Mr. Johnson a few questions about the BCW. I pass this Q&A on to you so that you might get an inside look at this man and his empire. Enjoy.
S.W. What was it that brought you to your decision to start your own wrestling empire?
V.J. Well it all started when I attended a live show of another well-known federation. (Because of legal reason we’ll with hold the name) I couldn’t have been more disappointed, they had no sound. I paid $60 to go see this show, and I couldn’t hear a damn thing. So I thought to myself, Van, you could so pull this off. So I started the BCW.
S.W. Tell us a little about the BCW.
V.J. Lets see, we are locally owned, we use local talent, and we charge a relatively low cost for seating. Oh yeah, we also have sound. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA.
S.W. Low cost for seating, just how low are we talking Van?
V.J. Well let’s see, $5 for general admission, $8 for ringside, and $10 for our special section. Before you ask, we have four special sections, one section to a corner. The reason that they are special is because your on a raised platform sitting in Lazyboys, watching the show, with all the hotdogs and cokes you can eat and drink.
S.W. Sounds great. Tell me Van, how many titles are there currently in the BCW?
V.J. Lets see, there is the BCW World title currently held by Davezilla, the BCW Submission title currently held by Silent Sammie, and there is the BCW Tag Team titles currently held by the Gallion Stallions. Now for the shocker, as a scoop for you Smiley I would like to announce the BCW Lightning Division Championship. In this division you must win your match in less then five minutes to win. If you hold the title and you do not win your match in less then five minutes the title is vacated. So look forward to qualifying matches coming soon.
S.W. Thanks for the scoop. I am curious though, why did you name your arena the Jessie Hoover Memorial Auditorium?
V.J. That’s a good question Smiley (pauses with tears forming in his eyes) I named it that in honor of my grandfather. I never got around to knowing him that well, but I know he was someone my father looked up to, so it just seemed right.
S.W. How is the employer to employee relationship at the BCW?
V.J. Well we all get along fairly well. I enjoy the talent we have, they’re a good bunch of guys (sudden mood change) except for those Gallion Stallions, they burn my hide. If I could figure a way to get rid of them I would. It’s just that they have that rock solid contract. Why, oh why did I sign that contract?
S.W. Earlier, in response to one of my questions you said you use local talent. Where do you find your talent?
V.J. Well we have a good working relationship with a nearby training facility, but we also take walk-ins. Now what I mean by that is if somebody thinks that they are good enough to compete in the BCW, and they come by the arena we’ll give them an interview and a try out and go from there. Don’t get me wrong it’s no cake walk, but I don’t ask my guys to do anything that I wouldn’t do.
S.W. I noticed on the rosters that Brock Weston reported on that you have a few women in your employ, is there a Women’s Division in your future?
V.J. (mood darkens) NO, never, as far as I’m concerned there will never be a Women’s Division or women’s matches. Women in the BCW are for valets and managers, or just for our fans to eyeball, I’ll never have a Women’s Division.
S.W. If you had to pick a favorite from amongst all of your wrestlers, who would it be?
V.J. As an Owner it wouldn’t be fair of me to pick a favorite, but…if I did have one he would have to be a monster of a man.
S.W. For my last question Van, I notice that you always come out and thank the fans for coming to the show. Is that a clever marketing ploy or is it really heartfelt?
V.J. I gotta tell you it is purely heartfelt. I am so grateful for all the fans of the BCW that come out each week to see the show, it does my heart, and my wallet good, HA, HA. (mood changes) I gotta say though that I don’t really care if they come or not. Due to our limited seating we always have people lined up around the block trying to get in that we have to turn away. So you see we have plenty more to choose from if the ones in the arena don’t come back. HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA…
Well I hope you all learned a few things about the man and his federation, and I encourage you all to take in a show the next time you have a chance. I know that deep down it does matter to Van Johnson if you come to his show, because if the BCW can entertain you, that makes him one happy man.

BCW Roster

This is a complete list of the BCW Wrestlers.
1-Van Johnson - He is the boss, owner, and proprietor.
2-The Baby - Finisher is the Fudge Face. He weighs in about 230 pounds and 5"10.
3-Yeti - Finisher The Pallet Toss. He weighs in at 275 pounds and 6"0.
4-Greasy Weasel - Finisher is The Weasel Sleeper. He weighs in at 276 pounds and 5"10.
5-Paul Radie - Finisher is the Radie Rack. He weighs in at 225 pounds and 6"2
6-James Radie - Finisher is the Radie Plex. He weighs in at 175 pounds and 5"4.
7-Tommie Hawk - Finisher the Scalper. He weighs in at 215 pounds and 5"09.
8-Grey Wolf - Finisher is the Wolf Pack. He weighs in at 220 pounds and 5"10.
9-Silent Sammie - Finisher is the Dragon Sleeper. He weighs in at 223 pounds and 5"11.
10-BS Sellars - Finisher is the Market Crash. He weighs in at 231 pounds and 5"08.
11-Darrell Barrell - Finisher is the Barrell Toss. He weighs in at 300 pounds and 6"10.
12-Rockin Rodney - Finisher is Rockin Rollup. He weighs in at 217 pounds and 5"09.
13-Handsdown Adam - Finisher is the Handsdown Dog. He weighs in at 223 pounds and 5"08.
14-Gee Que - Finishers is The Figure 8 and the Runway. He weighs in at 219 pounds and 5"06.
15-Brock Gallion - Finishers are the Stallion Kick and The Lasso. He weighs in at 231 pounds and 5"10.
16-Brett Gallion - Finisher is the Buck Off. He weighs in at 237 pounds and 6"03.
17-Davezilla - Finisher is the Zillabomb. He weighs in at 333 pounds and 7"00.
That is the entire roster so far. Now, I am told that the next show will be the debut of a new wrestler named Red Sparx. I can not wait. I am going tonight and will report about it tomorrow.

BCW 1

This is Brock Weston reporting on the BCW.
I just got back a few minuets ago from a BCW Event. I must say it was the best wrestling event I have ever been to and I have been to a lot of them. First of all I got front row tickets thanks to The Boss Van Johnson. He put me right next to the two biggest BCW fans in the world. Brandon and Conner Hoover were their names. They explained a lot to me. So here we go with my first ever BCW Event. There were 6 matches for that night and all the titles were on the line. The First match was a triple threat followed by three singles matches. Then a BCW Tag Team title match followed by the main event The BCW World Title with the Champ Darrel Barrel defending against Davezilla.
The first match was between Rockin’ Rodney vs. Paul Radie vs. Hands Down Adam. So I asked about these three wrestlers to the Hoover boys. Paul Radie had turned on his brother a few weeks ago and was trying to prove himself as a singles competitor. Adam and Rodney were there just for a good fight. So the match starts with Paul talking to Rodney about taking out Adam together and then they would fight it out. Rodney agreed. So they charged at Adam with a double clothesline. Adam ducked it and hit Paul with a clothesline. Rodney had rolled outside of the ring and started talking to a couple of babes at ringside. The Hoover boys told me this was very common for Rodney. So back in the ring Adam is taking it to Paul. Adam takes him to the corner and starts pounding on Paul. He checks back a couple of times and sees Rodney still talking the girls so he pulls off a few more punches. He pulls Paul into the middle of the ring and gives him a couple of vertical suplexs, a scoop slam, a clothesline, a couple of chestchops, and DDT. He checks on Rodney again. He is still talking to the girls. Adam starts yelling at him and telling him to get back in the ring. Paul comes up from behind him throws Adam into the turnbuckle. He pops off a twist a whirl back breaker on Adam. He then starts working on Adam’s back with some suplexs, back breakers and slams down to the canvas. Paul then calls for the Radie Rack. Paul picks him up but Adam reverses it and connects with a dropkick to Paul’s head. Adam then climbs the turnbuckle and calls for the Hands Down Approach. He comes off the turnbuckle and Paul hits him in the midsection. Then he picks up Adam in the Radie Rack. Rodney jumps in the ring and pushes the two opponents into the ropes. Adam falls to the outside and Rodney rolls up Paul and gets the 123. Rodney wins. He raises his arm and then bails out of the ring and hops the guardrail and leaves with the two babes. The fans went nuts for Rodney’s win.
Next is Silent Sammie vs. BS Sellars. This was a quick match. The Hoover boys told me that Sammie wants a title shot at Gee Que who is the current Submission Champion but Gee Que won’t give him one so he is taking his anger out on Gee Que’s tag team partner BS Sellars. Sammie hits the ring at full speed and just beats the tar out of BS. He gives BS suplex after suplex after suplex. Then he hits him with several shots to the head and busts BS open. A few kicks, chops, leg sweep, sidekicks, and roundhouse kicks. Later he starts to hit him with german suplexs he pops 6 off. Then as he is going for number seven he slaps BS in the Dragon sleeper. BS taps out fast. As soon as the bell rings smoke fills the ring and Sammie is gone.
The third match is The Baby w/ Nurse Naughty vs. Yeti. The Baby takes control from the beginning. He gives Yeti some punches and a belly to belly suplex. Baby then gives him some legdrops and he picks him up and Baby headbutts Yeti. Yeti stumbles into the ropes and pops off a giant clothesline that takes Baby off of his feet. Yeti then drops the elbow and goes for the pin. He gets a 2 count. Baby kicks out so Yeti picks him up and gives him an arm drag, suplex, reverse DDT, and a back breaker. Yeti bounces of the ropes but Baby catches him with a powerslam. The Baby shoves Yeti into the ropes and gives him a backbody drop. Yeti uses the ropes to pull himself up. The Baby goes towards him but the ref pushes him back. Then Nurse Naughty stabs Yeti in the butt with a needle and Yeti collapses. The Hoover boys tell me she puts The Baby’s opponents asleep with drugs. The Baby pulls Yeti to the middle of the ring and pats his butt. He runs against the ropes and bounces off and he jumps on Yeti’s chest and shit comes out his diaper all over the Yeti. 123 and the victory goes to The Baby.
The next match is the first of the title matches. The Submission Champion Gee Que vs. Greasy Weasel. Gee Que starts the match off with a quick take down and puts a submission on Weasel’s arm. But he powers out and throws Gee Que to the mat but Gee Que doesn’t stay down and sweeps Weasel off of his feet and slaps a leg hold on him. Again Weasel powers out. He then beats Gee Que to his feet and clotheslines Gee Que down. Weasel leaps into the air with a giant body splash. He then picks up Gee Que and takes him down by the head and puts him in a head submission. But Gee Que throws his legs up and puts Weasel in a scissors hold. The both flip out of it and pop up to their feet. Weasel lunges at Gee Que with a clothesline but he ducks and spins around and connects with a massive dropkick two the back of Weasel’s knees. Gee Que then slaps the figure 8 on Weasel. Weasel taps after a long struggle to try to get to the ropes but Gee Que puts the pressure on as he pulled him back the center off the ring. Gee Que gets up and takes his title. Then the arena goes black. When the lights come back on Sammie is in the ring. Gee Que freaks and drops his belt and bails out of the ring. Sammie picks up the belt and points at Gee Que and smoke fills the ring and Sammie disappears with the championship belt.
The next match has been brewing for a few weeks the Hoover boys tell me. The BCW Tag Team Champions The Gallion Stallions vs. Tommie Hawk and Grey Wolf w/ Squaw. Brock and Brett are the Stallions. Brett starts off the match with Gray Wolf. Brett powers Wolf into the turnbuckle and starts hitting him with some shoulder blocks. He then throws Wolf into the ropes and levels him with a clothesline. Brett picks up Wolf and scoop slams him. He bounces off the ropes and leaps over Wolf and drops an elbow right in the chest. He then picks up Wolf and pulls him over to the turnbuckle and tags in Brock. Brett spins Wolf’s arm and Brock comes of the turnbuckle with a sledgehammer across Wolf’s arm. Brock then starts on beating down Wolf with his own powerslam and a scoop slam. He then grabs Wolf’s legs and yanks him forward and drops an elbow on Wolf. He the goes for the cover but it is broken up by Tommie Hawk with a swift kick to the back of the head to Brock. He then pulls Wolf towards their corner. Wolf tags in Tommie who hits the ring with a spinning wheel kick to Brock. He then shoots Brock into the ropes and hits him with a dropsault kick to the head. He goes for the pin but Brock kicks out at 2. He then tags in Wolf. Tommie presses Brock up and drops him against Wolf’s knee and bounces off the ropes and jumps up and hits a senton on Brock across Wolf’s knee. Wolf goes for the pin but Brett breaks it up. Wolf and Tommie beatup on Brock for the next 10 minuets with a bunch of close pinfalls. Finally Brock reverses and hits Wolf with a desperation Stallion Kick. Brock crawls to the corner and tags in Brett and he just starts cleaning house on the challengers. He hits clotheslines, belly to belly suplexs, chokeslams, and a pair of ddts for both of them. He then calls for the Buckoff but Squaw jumps up on the apron. The ref tells her to get down but she doesn’t. Brett gets distracted and Wolf hits a low blow. Wolf sets him up for a side powerbomb and Tommie comes with a solid kick to the side off his head. Wolf than picks Brett up and gives him a falling powerbomb. Brock is on the outside and pulls Squaw off the apron he than bends over and lays a big kiss on her. Tommie gets upset and climbs the corner and jumps outside and Brock hits the Lasso in mid air on Tommie. Wolf yells at Brock meanwhile Brett flips up and gives Wolf the Buckoff. 123 and still champs The Gallion Stallions.
The Main event is here after a great night. Darrell Barrell has been BCW World Champion for 2 years and the fans are completely behind him. So here we go...BCW World Champion Darrell Barrell vs. Davezilla. This is between the two tallest superstars of the BCW. Both stand at 6 and half feet tall and 280 pounds. Darrell starts off with several power moves but nothing really keeps Davezilla down. He keeps getting backup just as Darrell puts him back down. Finally Darrell lifts Zilla on the turnbuckle and hits a superplex. I think the arena shook. Darrell took full control after that but just could not get the cover after several, punches, chops, suplexs, clotheslines, and a dropkick. Then Darrell called for the Barrell Toss. The whole crowd went nuts. Darrell than hits the Barrell Toss. I have never seen that move done to such a big person. But Darrell picked him up like he weighed nothing. After he hit it the whole crowd started chanting BCW, BCW, BCW, BCW, BCW, BCW, BCW, BCW!!! But when Darrell went for the cover and Davezilla kicked out with power the crowd went silent. Davezilla then flipped up like Darrell had done nothing to him. Darrell just stared there in disbelief. Davezilla than poured on the offence. Just move after move like he was a tiger. Clothesline, DDT, suplex, atomicdrop, chop, a sidekick, and finally threw Darell into the air with ease. Darrell hit the mat with a crack. Davezilla then picked up Darrell and planted him with a Zilla Bomb. He stands up and pins Darrell with a foot on his chest. There is a new BCW World Champion. The crowd was booing him. I even saw some kids crying. Darrell was by far the most popular wrestler. After he posed in the ring for several minuets they brought out a stretcher for Darrell and took him out of the Arena.
Van Johnson came out and thanked everybody for coming. He came over to me and invited me backstage to meet all of the wrestlers. I will tell about this experience next week and I will have a full roster list. Thank you all.
This is Brock Weston signing off till next time